Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 11405 Eddie Rabbitt, 30, c (333 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12248 Matty Healy, 20, c (37 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, 7.7 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 11637 Hayley Williams, 24, 1b (220 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 14.1 ORAP/40)
• 11528 Ed Sheeran, 27, 2b (166 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11393 Dusty Hill, 27, 3b (233 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12221 William Goldsmith, 21, 3b (49 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40)
• 11660 Jamie Lynn Spears, 25, ss (238 GP, 3.6 DRAP/40, 8.2 ORAP/40)
• 12175 Ricky Wilson, 19, ss (31 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 11670 Mallet, 28, lf (290 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40)
• 11925 Izzy Stradlin, 23, lf (47 GP, 4.2 DRAP/40, -7.5 ORAP/40)
• 11684 Britney Spears, 25, cf (343 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40)
• 11422 Alexandra Botez, 27, rf (302 GP, 4.0 DRAP/40, -5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 12145 Charli XCX, 23, sp (129 IP, -1.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12236 David Bowie, 21, sp (108 IP, 7.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11950 Bethany Cosentino, 21, sp (35 IP, -3.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 11177 Tekuthal Inquiry Dominus, 30, mr (624 IP, -4.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12029 Caroline Polachek, 22, mr (61 IP, -15.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12231 Ziggy Stardust, 22, mr (53 IP, -2.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11297 Jack Antonoff, 31, rp (362 IP, 17.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11486 Jose Angel Iribar Kortajarena, 28, rp (279 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11342 Young Thug, 30, rp (265 IP, 8.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 12097 Iggy Pop, 21, 2b (38 GP, -6.3 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40)
• 12315 Calvin Harris, 19, mr (20 IP, -38.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12249 Joe Jonas, 17, rf
• 12287 Bryan Devendorf, 17, rp
• 12325 Charlie Puth, 17, 1b
• 12318 Harry Styles, 18, c