Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 11405 Eddie Rabbitt, 31, c (371 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, 3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12248 Matty Healy, 21, c (81 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 11637 Hayley Williams, 25, 1b (268 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, 13.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12097 Iggy Pop, 22, 2b (75 GP, -6.1 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11907 Robert Howard Cobb, 22, 2b (12 GP, -6.7 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11393 Dusty Hill, 28, 3b (278 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 4.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12221 William Goldsmith, 22, 3b (83 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11660 Jamie Lynn Spears, 26, ss (279 GP, 4.3 DRAP/40, 8.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12175 Ricky Wilson, 20, ss (46 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -7.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 11627 Don Juan van de Donkhoeve, 27, lf (361 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 3.4 ORAP/40)
• 11684 Britney Spears, 26, cf (389 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, 2.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11612 Gallus, 26, rf (299 GP, 5.3 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 12145 Charli XCX, 24, sp (221 IP, 3.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12236 David Bowie, 22, sp (194 IP, 1.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11950 Bethany Cosentino, 22, sp (64 IP, -3.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12231 Ziggy Stardust, 23, mr (102 IP, -0.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12315 Calvin Harris, 20, mr (42 IP, -19.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11297 Jack Antonoff, 32, rp (396 IP, 17.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11486 Jose Angel Iribar Kortajarena, 29, rp (313 IP, 4.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11342 Young Thug, 31, rp (306 IP, 9.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12411 Chappell Roan, 21, rp (53 IP, 12.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 12406 Bryce Dessner, 20, ss (6 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, -26.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12249 Joe Jonas, 18, rf (who?)
• 12353 Aaron Dessner, 17, sp (who?)
• 12374 Dan Hoerner, 17, rp (who?)
• 12357 Sabrina Carpenter, 17, rf (who?)
• 12318 Harry Styles, 19, 1b (who?)