Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 11637 Hayley Williams, 26, 1b (317 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, 13.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11702 Ben Adaephon Delat, 29, 2b (403 GP, -0.0 DRAP/40, 5.2 ORAP/40)
- 11907 Robert Howard Cobb, 23, 2b (40 GP, -4.3 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11393 Dusty Hill, 29, 3b (292 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 4.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12221 William Goldsmith, 23, 3b (130 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11660 Jamie Lynn Spears, 27, ss (325 GP, 3.7 DRAP/40, 8.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 11558 John IX, 31, lf (484 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11684 Britney Spears, 27, cf (433 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11612 Gallus, 27, rf (338 GP, 4.6 DRAP/40, -4.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12249 Joe Jonas, 19, rf (33 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 5.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12477 Ronnie Van Zant, 21, rf (25 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 9.6 ORAP/40)
Starters:
- 12145 Charli XCX, 25, sp (316 IP, 6.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12236 David Bowie, 23, sp (271 IP, 3.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12411 Chappell Roan, 22, sp (129 IP, 7.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11950 Bethany Cosentino, 23, sp (104 IP, -7.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 12231 Ziggy Stardust, 24, mr (128 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12315 Calvin Harris, 21, mr (80 IP, -11.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11486 Jose Angel Iribar Kortajarena, 30, rp (350 IP, 5.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 11342 Young Thug, 32, rp (336 IP, 6.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12374 Dan Hoerner, 18, rp (13 IP, 13.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Minors:
- 12353 Aaron Dessner, 18, sp (12 IP, -35.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12513 Paighon, 17, 2b
- 12357 Sabrina Carpenter, 18, cf (who?)
- 12318 Harry Styles, 20, 1b (who?)
- 12480 Gracie Abrams, 18, 3b
- 12436 Matt Berninger, 17, lf