Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 11637 Hayley Williams, 27, 1b (317 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, 13.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12318 Harry Styles, 21, 1b (who?)
- 11702 Ben Adaephon Delat, 30, 2b (403 GP, -0.0 DRAP/40, 5.2 ORAP/40)
- 11907 Robert Howard Cobb, 24, 2b (40 GP, -4.3 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12513 Paighon, 18, 2b
- 11393 Dusty Hill, 30, 3b (292 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 4.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12221 William Goldsmith, 24, 3b (130 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11660 Jamie Lynn Spears, 28, ss (325 GP, 3.7 DRAP/40, 8.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12477 Ronnie Van Zant, 22, ss (25 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 9.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12557 Perry Farrell, 21, ss (who?)
Outfielders:
- 11558 John IX, 32, lf (484 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12436 Matt Berninger, 18, lf (who?)
- 11684 Britney Spears, 28, cf (433 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12480 Gracie Abrams, 19, cf (who?)
- 12357 Sabrina Carpenter, 19, cf (who?)
- 11612 Gallus, 28, rf (338 GP, 4.6 DRAP/40, -4.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12249 Joe Jonas, 20, rf (33 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 5.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 12145 Charli XCX, 26, sp (316 IP, 6.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12236 David Bowie, 24, sp (271 IP, 3.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12411 Chappell Roan, 23, sp (129 IP, 7.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11950 Bethany Cosentino, 24, sp (104 IP, -7.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12353 Aaron Dessner, 19, sp (12 IP, -35.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12550 Stelth Ulvang, 19, sp (who?)
Relievers:
- 12231 Ziggy Stardust, 25, mr (128 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12315 Calvin Harris, 22, mr (80 IP, -11.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12595 Drew Taggart, 18, mr (who?)
- 12518 Pete Wentz, 17, mr (who?)
- 11486 Jose Angel Iribar Kortajarena, 31, rp (350 IP, 5.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 11342 Young Thug, 33, rp (336 IP, 6.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12374 Dan Hoerner, 19, rp (13 IP, 13.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)