Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 11637 Hayley Williams, 28, 1b (363 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 13.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11702 Ben Adaephon Delat, 31, 2b (430 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 5.4 ORAP/40)
- 11907 Robert Howard Cobb, 25, 2b (68 GP, -4.2 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12477 Ronnie Van Zant, 23, 2b (55 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 5.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12513 Paighon, 19, 2b
- 11393 Dusty Hill, 31, 3b (324 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12221 William Goldsmith, 25, 3b (155 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12557 Perry Farrell, 22, ss (43 GP, 7.0 DRAP/40, -7.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 11788 Bianca Minola, 28, lf (396 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 5.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12436 Matt Berninger, 19, lf (who?)
- 11684 Britney Spears, 29, cf (479 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, 4.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12480 Gracie Abrams, 20, cf (6 GP, 7.3 DRAP/40, -16.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11612 Gallus, 29, rf (374 GP, 4.6 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12249 Joe Jonas, 21, rf (79 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 12145 Charli XCX, 27, sp (421 IP, 7.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12236 David Bowie, 25, sp (335 IP, 2.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12411 Chappell Roan, 24, sp (200 IP, 8.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11950 Bethany Cosentino, 25, sp (128 IP, -8.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12353 Aaron Dessner, 20, sp (27 IP, -23.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12635 Adam Young, 20, sp (who?)
Relievers:
- 12231 Ziggy Stardust, 26, mr (175 IP, 4.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12315 Calvin Harris, 23, mr (122 IP, -7.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12595 Drew Taggart, 19, mr (8 IP, 2.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12518 Pete Wentz, 18, mr (who?)
- 11316 Jean Nicot, 33, rp (430 IP, 4.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11486 Jose Angel Iribar Kortajarena, 32, rp (386 IP, 6.3 PRAA/100 IP)
- 12374 Dan Hoerner, 20, rp (30 IP, 7.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12680 Ariana Grande, 21, rp (who?)
- 12622 Jennette McCurdy, 21, rp (who?)