Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 12248 Matty Healy, 25, c (211 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 11637 Hayley Williams, 29, 1b (413 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, 14.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12020 Uno Nomesta, 28, 2b (251 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12477 Ronnie Van Zant, 24, 2b (98 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12513 Paighon, 20, 2b
• 12221 William Goldsmith, 26, 3b (196 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12557 Perry Farrell, 23, ss (90 GP, 4.8 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 11788 Bianca Minola, 29, lf (442 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, 5.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12436 Matt Berninger, 20, lf (16 GP, -3.0 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11684 Britney Spears, 30, cf (524 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12480 Gracie Abrams, 21, cf (21 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -12.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11612 Gallus, 30, rf (408 GP, 4.1 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12249 Joe Jonas, 22, rf (119 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 8.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 12145 Charli XCX, 28, sp (519 IP, 9.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12236 David Bowie, 26, sp (405 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12411 Chappell Roan, 25, sp (273 IP, 9.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12284 Arent Passer, 22, sp (259 IP, -16.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11950 Bethany Cosentino, 26, sp (166 IP, -7.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12353 Aaron Dessner, 21, sp (34 IP, -15.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12231 Ziggy Stardust, 27, mr (205 IP, 5.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12315 Calvin Harris, 24, mr (180 IP, 2.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12595 Drew Taggart, 20, mr (14 IP, -38.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12518 Pete Wentz, 19, mr (who?)
• 11486 Jose Angel Iribar Kortajarena, 33, rp (414 IP, 7.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12374 Dan Hoerner, 21, rp (35 IP, -3.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12680 Ariana Grande, 22, rp (18 IP, -15.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12622 Jennette McCurdy, 22, rp (10 IP, -45.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)