Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 12248 Matty Healy, 25, c (254 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 11637 Hayley Williams, 29, 1b (458 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 14.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12477 Ronnie Van Zant, 24, 2b (139 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, 2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12513 Paighon, 20, 2b (26 GP, 6.8 DRAP/40, 8.3 ORAP/40)
• 12221 William Goldsmith, 26, 3b (239 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12557 Perry Farrell, 23, ss (136 GP, 8.0 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 11788 Bianca Minola, 29, lf (487 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 6.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12436 Matt Berninger, 20, lf (20 GP, -3.2 DRAP/40, 4.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11684 Britney Spears, 30, cf (563 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 5.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11612 Gallus, 30, rf (448 GP, 4.1 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12249 Joe Jonas, 22, rf (167 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 7.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12723 Russell Simins, 21, rf (22 GP, 2.9 DRAP/40, -6.4 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 12145 Charli XCX, 28, sp (616 IP, 9.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12236 David Bowie, 26, sp (467 IP, 5.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12411 Chappell Roan, 25, sp (344 IP, 9.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12353 Aaron Dessner, 21, sp (51 IP, -12.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12315 Calvin Harris, 24, mr (247 IP, 6.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12231 Ziggy Stardust, 27, mr (234 IP, 5.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12595 Drew Taggart, 20, mr (24 IP, -22.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11486 Jose Angel Iribar Kortajarena, 33, rp (458 IP, 8.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12680 Ariana Grande, 22, rp (53 IP, 3.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 12284 Arent Passer, 22, sp (287 IP, -17.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12480 Gracie Abrams, 21, cf (48 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -9.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12518 Pete Wentz, 19, mr (1 IP, -100.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12761 Joan Osborne, 17, lf
• 12715 Joan Jett, 18, rp
• 12709 Carrie Underwood, 18, rp