Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 12248 Matty Healy, 26, c (271 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 11637 Hayley Williams, 30, 1b (474 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 14.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12513 Paighon, 21, 2b (43 GP, 7.1 DRAP/40, 3.3 ORAP/40)
• 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 21, 2b (19 GP, -6.7 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12477 Ronnie Van Zant, 25, 3b (154 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12557 Perry Farrell, 24, ss (156 GP, 10.0 DRAP/40, -2.5 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 11788 Bianca Minola, 30, lf (505 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12138 Colin Response, 26, cf (290 GP, 4.6 DRAP/40, -8.1 ORAP/40)
• 12480 Gracie Abrams, 22, cf (58 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -9.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11612 Gallus, 31, rf (463 GP, 4.0 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12249 Joe Jonas, 23, rf (179 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 6.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12723 Russell Simins, 22, rf (32 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 12145 Charli XCX, 29, sp (658 IP, 9.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12236 David Bowie, 27, sp (490 IP, 6.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12411 Chappell Roan, 26, sp (376 IP, 9.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12353 Aaron Dessner, 22, sp (66 IP, -5.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12315 Calvin Harris, 25, mr (270 IP, 5.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12231 Ziggy Stardust, 28, mr (248 IP, 7.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12813 Envy Adams, 21, mr (8 IP, -15.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11486 Jose Angel Iribar Kortajarena, 34, rp (470 IP, 8.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12680 Ariana Grande, 23, rp (64 IP, 6.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 12436 Matt Berninger, 21, lf (20 GP, -3.2 DRAP/40, 4.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12518 Pete Wentz, 20, mr (1 IP, -100.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12866 Sid Vicious, 17, rp (who?)
• 12761 Joan Osborne, 18, cf (who?)
• 12715 Joan Jett, 19, sp (who?)
• 12709 Carrie Underwood, 19, sp (who?)