Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 998 Cedric the Owl, 28, c (238 G, 1.3 DR/40, -5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1494 John Frusciante, 21, c (81 G, 0.6 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1043 Richard Brinsley Sheridan, 28, 1b (340 G, -2.6 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1643 Evan Dando, 19, 1b (60 G, 1.8 DR/40, -6.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1657 Rostam Batmanglij, 22, 2b (113 G, 3.2 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1086 Janez Jansa, 25, ss (128 G, -3.4 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1662 Eddie Vedder, 23, ss (123 G, -0.4 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1386 Billie Joe Armstrong, 25, lf (92 G, -6.9 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 498 King C. Gillette, 32, cf (483 G, -1.5 DR/40, 6.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 845 Marcia Brady, 28, cf (342 G, 4.2 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 988 Brandon Flowers, 25, cf (267 G, 0.5 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 983 Beck Hansen, 25, rf (316 G, 3.4 DR/40, 7.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1111 Maude Findlay, 27, rf (233 G, 0.6 DR/40, 4.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 675 Rydia of Mist, 29, sp (182 G, 5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1328 Jewel Kilcher, 24, sp (107 G, -3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 931 Antal Szabo, 25, sp (74 G, -3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 964 Larry Niven, 27, mr (183 G, -0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 954 Barry N. Malzberg, 26, mr (141 G, -3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 867 Kim Gordon, 27, rp (243 G, 7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1323 Lisa Loeb, 24, rp (145 G, 3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1678 Meg White, 21, rp (15 G, 13.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1519 Bruno Mars, 24, mr (86 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1742 Flea, 19, c (8 G, -1.0 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1808 Johnny Ramone, 21, rp (who?)
• 1789 Kelley Deal, 18, sp (who?)
• 1834 Greg Bear, 18, mr (who?)