Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 1065 Kofi Kingston, 24, c (160 G, -2.0 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1034 Big Boss Man, 26, 1b (260 G, -0.7 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1763 Savio Vega, 20, 1b (33 G, 3.2 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1094 Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 26, 2b (274 G, 1.7 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1408 Tre Cool, 23, 3b (66 G, -1.7 DR/40, -9.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1132 Enda Kenny, 25, ss (232 G, 0.4 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1700 Trish Stratus, 19, ss (17 G, 1.2 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 724 Ahmed Johnson, 27, lf (398 G, 1.2 DR/40, 7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1732 Kelly Kelly, 22, cf (80 G, -5.2 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1713 Stacy Keibler, 22, cf (64 G, -6.6 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1786 The Rock, 21, cf (47 G, 0.0 DR/40, 7.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1378 Hardcore Holly, 23, rf (141 G, -8.1 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1338 Jake "The Snake" Roberts, 24, sp (115 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1482 Ric Flair, 23, sp (72 G, 7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1390 Mark Walberg, 23, sp (69 G, -3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 725 Grand Duke Jean, 29, mr (169 G, -2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1507 Bad News Brown, 23, mr (70 G, -2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 956 Paul Bearer, 28, rp (143 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1025 Algisto Lorenzato, 24, rp (131 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1691 George "The Animal" Steele, 21, rp (58 G, -10.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1399 Leslie Feist, 21, rp (29 G, -18.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1674 Big John Studd, 20, rf (18 G, -10.7 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1627 Jack White, 19, lf (who?)
• 1800 D'Lo Brown, 19, rf (who?)
• 1810 Gorilla Monsoon, 18, 2b (who?)
• 1750 Robert Jonquet, 19, c (who?)