Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 884 Wilhelm Roentgen, 29, 1b (403 G, -4.0 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 917 Vernor Vinge, 25, 2b (266 G, -0.6 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 1052 Enrico Fermi, 28, 3b (334 G, 1.9 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 733 Jed Clampett, 30, ss (529 G, 4.3 DR/40, 12.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 1020 Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 24, ss (252 G, 2.5 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 615 J. Pierpont Morgan, 31, lf (563 G, 1.6 DR/40, 7.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 1648 Barney Miller, 22, lf (40 G, 0.4 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 1736 Joseph B. Bloomingdale, 22, lf (8 G, -8.0 DR/40, -14.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 560 Dobie Gillis, 31, rf (533 G, -1.3 DR/40, 6.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 1095 Michael "Meathead" Stivic, 24, rf (178 G, 4.4 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 495 Jonas Grumby, 33, sp (267 G, 11.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 961 Rhoda Morgenstern, 27, sp (156 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1459 Basil Fawlty, 23, sp (43 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1689 Richie Cunningham, 22, sp (23 G, -3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 911 Elie Ducommun, 27, mr (123 G, -1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1026 Dr. Robert Hartley, 24, mr (96 G, -3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 496 Eunice Wentworth Howell, 31, rp (315 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 909 Mary Richards, 27, rp (146 G, -1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1649 Arthur Fonzarelli, 22, rp (43 G, -4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 486 Jack Szostak, 31, cf (452 G, 2.3 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 1785 Queen Wilhelmina, 21, rp (11 G, -22.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1833 Arnold Jackson, 21, ss (8 G, 0.5 DR/40, -7.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 1838 Daisy Fuentes, 20, 1b (who?)
- 1754 Latka Gravas, 21, cf (who?)