Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 11637 Hayley Williams, 31, 1b (502 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, 15.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12513 Paighon, 22, 2b (69 GP, 6.6 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40)
- 12477 Ronnie Van Zant, 26, 3b (177 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, 2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 22, 3b (41 GP, -4.4 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12557 Perry Farrell, 25, ss (184 GP, 9.7 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 11788 Bianca Minola, 31, lf (534 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12436 Matt Berninger, 22, lf (20 GP, -3.2 DRAP/40, 4.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12138 Colin Response, 27, cf (310 GP, 4.5 DRAP/40, -7.5 ORAP/40)
- 12480 Gracie Abrams, 23, cf (77 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -5.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12761 Joan Osborne, 19, cf (who?)
- 11612 Gallus, 32, rf (487 GP, 4.2 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12249 Joe Jonas, 24, rf (200 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 5.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12723 Russell Simins, 23, rf (53 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 12145 Charli XCX, 30, sp (707 IP, 9.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12236 David Bowie, 28, sp (531 IP, 5.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12411 Chappell Roan, 27, sp (422 IP, 10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12353 Aaron Dessner, 23, sp (102 IP, 2.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12866 Sid Vicious, 18, sp (who?)
- 12715 Joan Jett, 20, sp (who?)
- 12709 Carrie Underwood, 20, sp (who?)
Relievers:
- 12315 Calvin Harris, 26, mr (304 IP, 6.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12231 Ziggy Stardust, 29, mr (272 IP, 6.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12518 Pete Wentz, 21, mr (18 IP, -3.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12813 Envy Adams, 22, mr (9 IP, -29.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11486 Jose Angel Iribar Kortajarena, 35, rp (485 IP, 7.9 PRAA/100 IP)
- 12680 Ariana Grande, 24, rp (75 IP, 5.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)