Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 11637 Hayley Williams, 32, 1b (549 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 14.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12513 Paighon, 23, 2b (106 GP, 5.3 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40)
- 12049 Hermann Maier, 28, 3b (329 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 23, 3b (84 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12557 Perry Farrell, 26, ss (233 GP, 9.3 DRAP/40, 0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12902 Dua Lipa, 22, ss (10 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 11788 Bianca Minola, 32, lf (567 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, 5.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12436 Matt Berninger, 23, lf (40 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, 5.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12138 Colin Response, 28, cf (347 GP, 4.7 DRAP/40, -7.5 ORAP/40)
- 12480 Gracie Abrams, 24, cf (110 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12761 Joan Osborne, 20, cf (who?)
- 12910 Rita Ora, 18, cf (who?)
- 12249 Joe Jonas, 25, rf (227 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 6.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12723 Russell Simins, 24, rf (95 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 12145 Charli XCX, 31, sp (813 IP, 10.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12236 David Bowie, 29, sp (607 IP, 6.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12411 Chappell Roan, 28, sp (488 IP, 11.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12353 Aaron Dessner, 24, sp (170 IP, 3.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12709 Carrie Underwood, 21, sp (26 IP, 18.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12715 Joan Jett, 21, sp (9 IP, -45.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12949 John Carter Cash, 18, sp (who?)
Relievers:
- 12315 Calvin Harris, 27, mr (368 IP, 5.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12518 Pete Wentz, 22, mr (31 IP, -8.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12813 Envy Adams, 23, mr (20 IP, -18.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12680 Ariana Grande, 25, rp (101 IP, 1.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)