Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 11637 Hayley Williams, 32, 1b (569 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 14.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12513 Paighon, 23, 2b (123 GP, 4.9 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40)
- 12049 Hermann Maier, 28, 3b (346 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 23, 3b (103 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12557 Perry Farrell, 26, ss (253 GP, 8.9 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12902 Dua Lipa, 22, ss (23 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 12436 Matt Berninger, 23, lf (60 GP, 3.4 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12138 Colin Response, 28, cf (359 GP, 4.8 DRAP/40, -7.7 ORAP/40)
- 12480 Gracie Abrams, 24, cf (124 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12249 Joe Jonas, 25, rf (245 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, 6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12723 Russell Simins, 24, rf (100 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 12145 Charli XCX, 31, sp (854 IP, 11.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12236 David Bowie, 29, sp (640 IP, 7.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12411 Chappell Roan, 28, sp (524 IP, 11.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12353 Aaron Dessner, 24, sp (183 IP, 3.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12709 Carrie Underwood, 21, sp (36 IP, 10.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 12315 Calvin Harris, 27, mr (393 IP, 5.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12518 Pete Wentz, 22, mr (38 IP, -8.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12813 Envy Adams, 23, mr (25 IP, -11.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12974 Bernard Sumner, 21, rp (15 IP, 1.3 PRAA/100 IP)
Minors:
- 12715 Joan Jett, 21, sp (9 IP, -45.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12761 Joan Osborne, 20, cf (who?)
- 12910 Rita Ora, 18, cf (who?)
- 12969 David Byrne, 19, 3b
- 12949 John Carter Cash, 18, sp (who?)
- 13001 Vince Clarke, 19, rf