Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 12248 Matty Healy, 29, c (373 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12665 August Dvorak, 24, c (54 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 11637 Hayley Williams, 33, 1b (596 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 14.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12513 Paighon, 24, 2b (145 GP, 4.4 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40)
• 12049 Hermann Maier, 29, 3b (374 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 24, 3b (128 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12557 Perry Farrell, 27, ss (282 GP, 9.3 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12902 Dua Lipa, 23, ss (40 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12867 Dion, 20, lf (111 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12436 Matt Berninger, 24, lf (87 GP, 4.3 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12480 Gracie Abrams, 25, cf (146 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12761 Joan Osborne, 21, cf (who?)
• 12249 Joe Jonas, 26, rf (267 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12723 Russell Simins, 25, rf (116 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 12090 Laura Ingalls, 32, sp (988 IP, 9.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12145 Charli XCX, 32, sp (911 IP, 11.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12236 David Bowie, 30, sp (683 IP, 7.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12715 Joan Jett, 22, sp (20 IP, -20.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12315 Calvin Harris, 28, mr (425 IP, 6.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11959 Vivien Blotzki, 31, rp (306 IP, 9.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12974 Bernard Sumner, 22, rp (31 IP, 9.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 12353 Aaron Dessner, 25, sp (205 IP, 3.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12709 Carrie Underwood, 22, sp (45 IP, 10.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12969 David Byrne, 20, 3b
• 12910 Rita Ora, 19, cf (who?)
• 12949 John Carter Cash, 19, sp (who?)
• 13001 Vince Clarke, 20, rf