Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 12248 Matty Healy, 29, c (404 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12665 August Dvorak, 24, c (85 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 11637 Hayley Williams, 33, 1b (633 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 13.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12513 Paighon, 24, 2b (173 GP, 4.6 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40)
• 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 24, 3b (169 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12557 Perry Farrell, 27, ss (324 GP, 9.9 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12902 Dua Lipa, 23, ss (85 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12867 Dion, 20, lf (145 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12436 Matt Berninger, 24, lf (125 GP, 3.8 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12480 Gracie Abrams, 25, cf (183 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12249 Joe Jonas, 26, rf (302 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, 5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12723 Russell Simins, 25, rf (150 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 12090 Laura Ingalls, 32, sp (1073 IP, 10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12145 Charli XCX, 32, sp (991 IP, 11.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12236 David Bowie, 30, sp (756 IP, 7.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12353 Aaron Dessner, 25, sp (226 IP, 2.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12709 Carrie Underwood, 22, sp (77 IP, 13.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12715 Joan Jett, 22, sp (55 IP, 3.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12315 Calvin Harris, 28, mr (479 IP, 7.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11959 Vivien Blotzki, 31, rp (345 IP, 8.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12974 Bernard Sumner, 22, rp (62 IP, 13.1 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 12049 Hermann Maier, 29, 3b (391 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12761 Joan Osborne, 21, cf (6 GP, -12.0 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12969 David Byrne, 20, 3b
• 12910 Rita Ora, 19, cf (who?)
• 12949 John Carter Cash, 19, sp (who?)
• 13001 Vince Clarke, 20, rf