Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 12248 Matty Healy, 29, c (399 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12665 August Dvorak, 24, c (80 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 11637 Hayley Williams, 33, 1b (630 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 14.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12513 Paighon, 24, 2b (171 GP, 4.4 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40)
• 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 24, 3b (163 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12557 Perry Farrell, 27, ss (319 GP, 9.7 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12902 Dua Lipa, 23, ss (80 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12867 Dion, 20, lf (140 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12436 Matt Berninger, 24, lf (121 GP, 3.5 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12480 Gracie Abrams, 25, cf (179 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12249 Joe Jonas, 26, rf (297 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 5.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12723 Russell Simins, 25, rf (145 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 12090 Laura Ingalls, 32, sp (1066 IP, 10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12145 Charli XCX, 32, sp (982 IP, 11.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12236 David Bowie, 30, sp (742 IP, 7.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12353 Aaron Dessner, 25, sp (225 IP, 2.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12709 Carrie Underwood, 22, sp (74 IP, 14.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12715 Joan Jett, 22, sp (49 IP, 1.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12315 Calvin Harris, 28, mr (468 IP, 7.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11959 Vivien Blotzki, 31, rp (343 IP, 8.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12974 Bernard Sumner, 22, rp (57 IP, 12.8 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 12049 Hermann Maier, 29, 3b (391 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12761 Joan Osborne, 21, cf (6 GP, -12.0 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12969 David Byrne, 20, 3b
• 12910 Rita Ora, 19, cf (who?)
• 12949 John Carter Cash, 19, sp (who?)
• 13001 Vince Clarke, 20, rf