Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

12416 Monica Abbott, 32, c (518 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
12679 Sam Puckett, 32, c (478 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
12774 Perrin Aybara, 31, c (419 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, 4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
12932 Carlos Antenna, 29, c (344 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40)
13468 Nick Cave, 22, c (4 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -26.0 ORAP/40)
13384 Jordan Poole, 20, c (who?)

Infielders:

12687 Catharine, 31, 1b (420 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
12589 Darko Milicic, 32, 1b (399 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
13288 Leonardo, 23, 1b (71 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -7.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
13158 Rupert Thorne, 23, 1b (64 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
13589 Tim Pool, 21, 1b
13444 Mm'menon the Right Hand, 20, 1b
13435 Edward Smith-Stanley, 20, 1b
12788 Andreea Diaconu, 28, 2b (339 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -4.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
12505 Trinity Rodman, 30, 2b (316 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
12734 Anomander Rake, 29, 2b (314 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -6.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
13075 Phillip John-William Cocu, 27, 2b (234 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
13679 Terry Jeffords, 19, 2b
13510 Archbishop of Canterbury, 19, 2b
13511 Isabella Eugenie Boyer, 19, 2b
12259 Nora Morse, 34, 3b (549 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40)
13272 Ned Ludd, 23, 3b (113 GP, -4.1 DRAP/40, -7.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
13403 Sam McKinney, 24, 3b (31 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -11.5 ORAP/40)
13554 Mia Hamm, 21, 3b (4 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -9.0 ORAP/40)
13335 Jeromy Gride, 21, 3b (4 GP, -19.0 DRAP/40, -30.0 ORAP/40)
12229 Michael Rosenbaum, 34, ss (643 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
12557 Perry Farrell, 33, ss (531 GP, 7.7 DRAP/40, 0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
13493 Vladimir Myshkin, 19, ss

Outfielders:

12590 Pierre Mendes France, 32, lf (403 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
12952 D Smoke, 27, lf (308 GP, -4.8 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
13271 Voice Input Child Identicant, 23, lf (69 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, -7.2 ORAP/40)
12488 Baha al-Din al-Amili, 34, cf (559 GP, 4.2 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
12378 Tayschrenn, 32, cf (536 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40)
12206 Antonio Wilson Vieira Honorio, 33, cf (505 GP, 6.3 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
12830 Mischa Turnov, 30, cf (403 GP, -5.8 DRAP/40, 4.7 ORAP/40)
13564 Dean Wesrey, 20, cf (4 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, -16.0 ORAP/40)
12538 Yhoundeh, 33, rf (320 GP, -6.8 DRAP/40, 3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
12543 Lieutenant Rasczak, 30, rf (271 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40)
13079 Antony Blinken, 26, rf (119 GP, -5.0 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

12651 Horton, 30, sp (848 IP, 2.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
12443 Suroth Sabelle Meldarath, 31, sp (689 IP, -6.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
13245 Vidkun Quisling, 25, sp (227 IP, -11.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
13327 Phillies Karen, 23, sp (33 IP, -48.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
13421 Parolles, 21, sp (21 IP, -35.2 PRAA/100 IP)
13195 Elihu Yale, 24, sp (13 IP, -29.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
13132 Fiorello Henry La Guardia, 24, sp (11 IP, -55.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
13229 Heart's Blood, 22, sp (1 IP, -200.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
13448 Reginald James Leafe, 21, sp
13187 Sheryl Sandberg, 22, sp (who?)

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