Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 1065 Kofi Kingston, 25, c (200 G, -1.0 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1763 Savio Vega, 21, 1b (74 G, 0.9 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1094 Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 27, 2b (319 G, 1.3 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1810 Gorilla Monsoon, 19, 2b (15 G, 4.0 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1052 Enrico Fermi, 29, 3b (377 G, 2.2 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1132 Enda Kenny, 26, ss (275 G, 0.8 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1700 Trish Stratus, 20, ss (44 G, -3.5 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 724 Ahmed Johnson, 28, lf (442 G, 1.1 DR/40, 8.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 900 The Undertaker, 28, lf (295 G, -3.2 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1732 Kelly Kelly, 23, cf (112 G, -3.1 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1713 Stacy Keibler, 23, cf (107 G, -6.7 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1786 The Rock, 22, rf (89 G, -1.6 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1338 Jake "The Snake" Roberts, 25, sp (134 G, 2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1482 Ric Flair, 24, sp (94 G, 8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1390 Mark Walberg, 24, sp (71 G, -3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1877 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 19, sp (24 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1519 Bruno Mars, 25, mr (106 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1507 Bad News Brown, 24, mr (91 G, -3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1025 Algisto Lorenzato, 25, rp (155 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1691 George "The Animal" Steele, 22, rp (81 G, -4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1399 Leslie Feist, 22, rp (38 G, -25.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1627 Jack White, 20, lf (20 G, 0.0 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1800 D'Lo Brown, 20, 3b (who?)
• 1895 Mark Henry, 17, 3b (who?)
• 1831 Friedrich Durrenmatt, 21, 2b (who?)
• 1750 Robert Jonquet, 20, c (who?)