Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 1875 Dr. Johnny Fever, 20, c (49 G, -0.9 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1793 Richard Willstatter, 19, c (26 G, -5.7 DR/40, -8.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1827 John Murray Forbes, 20, 2b (42 G, -1.7 DR/40, 6.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 917 Vernor Vinge, 26, 3b (308 G, -0.6 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1020 Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 25, ss (300 G, 2.5 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1833 Arnold Jackson, 22, ss (54 G, 2.4 DR/40, -8.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1901 Garry McCarthy, 19, ss (9 G, 0.0 DR/40, -9.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1648 Barney Miller, 23, lf (80 G, -0.6 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1754 Latka Gravas, 22, cf (36 G, -4.9 DR/40, -9.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1771 Joe Musashi, 21, rf (40 G, 3.1 DR/40, -7.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1821 Albrecht Kossel, 19, rf (17 G, 3.3 DR/40, -10.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 961 Rhoda Morgenstern, 28, sp (172 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1459 Basil Fawlty, 24, sp (59 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1026 Dr. Robert Hartley, 25, mr (119 G, -4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 909 Mary Richards, 28, rp (172 G, -1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1785 Queen Wilhelmina, 22, rp (28 G, -18.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1899 Arthur Carlson, 21, rp (23 G, -15.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1896 Jennifer Marlowe, 18, rp (19 G, -14.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1888 Venus Flytrap, 18, rp (16 G, -15.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1920 Laverne DeFazio, 19, rp (11 G, -26.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1918 Wiliam Saroyan, 18, rp (8 G, 7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1838 Daisy Fuentes, 21, 2b (36 G, 0.3 DR/40, -15.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1781 Brooke Burns, 21, c (25 G, -1.1 DR/40, -5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1897 Terrence McNally, 17, sp (11 G, -31.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1891 Shirley Feeney, 18, 2b (8 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1809 Christopher Isherwood, 18, 3b (5 G, -0.8 DR/40, -36.8 OR/40) (who?)