Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 26, c (289 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 13439 Taika Waititi, 23, 1b (186 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40)
• 13763 Franz Kafka, 19, 1b (55 GP, -5.1 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40)
• 12850 Crone, 28, 2b (353 GP, -4.8 DRAP/40, 4.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13643 Neil Diamond, 21, 2b (36 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -16.1 ORAP/40)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 28, 3b (427 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 22, ss (156 GP, -4.9 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40)
• 13834 Carl Sagan, 20, ss (41 GP, -3.8 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 21, lf (121 GP, -9.6 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40)
• 12961 Coltaine, 30, cf (429 GP, 6.4 DRAP/40, 6.7 ORAP/40)
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 23, rf (153 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13702 Emma Lazarus, 20, rf (30 GP, -14.9 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 13170 Rachel Griffin-Accurso, 24, sp (474 IP, -3.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13748 Anne Frank, 19, sp (68 IP, -15.1 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13005 Bruce Pearl, 28, mr (579 IP, 2.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13376 Jeff Goldblum, 23, mr (329 IP, -7.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13247 David Copperfield, 26, rp (222 IP, 4.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13291 David Blaine, 26, rp (144 IP, 4.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13816 Jonas Salk, 21, rp (35 IP, -9.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13803 Chaim Weizmann, 21, rp (28 IP, -6.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13408 Burrill Bernard Crohn, 22, rp (13 IP, -40.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 13429 Stanley Kubrick, 23, rp (153 IP, -11.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13650 Billy Joel, 22, 2b (42 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, -15.5 ORAP/40)
• 13608 Leonard Cohen, 20, sp (40 IP, -18.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13575 Bette Midler, 21, 3b (36 GP, -7.9 DRAP/40, -7.8 ORAP/40)
• 13775 Judy Blume, 18, ss
• 13790 Leo Szilard, 20, lf