Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 27, c (291 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 13439 Taika Waititi, 24, 1b (186 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40)
• 13763 Franz Kafka, 20, 1b (57 GP, -4.8 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40)
• 12850 Crone, 29, 2b (355 GP, -4.9 DRAP/40, 4.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13650 Billy Joel, 23, 2b (42 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, -15.5 ORAP/40)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 29, 3b (429 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13575 Bette Midler, 22, 3b (36 GP, -7.9 DRAP/40, -7.8 ORAP/40)
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 23, ss (158 GP, -4.9 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40)
• 13834 Carl Sagan, 21, ss (43 GP, -3.9 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 22, lf (123 GP, -9.5 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40)
• 12961 Coltaine, 31, cf (431 GP, 6.2 DRAP/40, 6.7 ORAP/40)
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 24, rf (155 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13702 Emma Lazarus, 21, rf (30 GP, -14.9 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 13170 Rachel Griffin-Accurso, 25, sp (479 IP, -3.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13748 Anne Frank, 20, sp (72 IP, -14.0 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13005 Bruce Pearl, 29, mr (581 IP, 2.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13376 Jeff Goldblum, 24, mr (330 IP, -7.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13247 David Copperfield, 27, rp (225 IP, 4.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13816 Jonas Salk, 22, rp (36 IP, -8.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13803 Chaim Weizmann, 22, rp (29 IP, -5.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13941 Roseanne Barr, 19, rp (1 IP, -60.0 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 13608 Leonard Cohen, 21, sp (40 IP, -18.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13408 Burrill Bernard Crohn, 23, rp (13 IP, -40.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13775 Judy Blume, 19, ss
• 13954 Tara Strong, 20, rp
• 13866 Alex Borstein, 17, rp
• 13916 Beanie Feldstein, 19, rp