Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 12636 Ally Dawson, 33, c (480 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, 2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13250 Destroy Lonely, 27, c (274 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13129 He Cong, 27, c (206 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13821 Monsieur le Fer, 20, c (4 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40)
• 13751 Katy Rose, 19, c
• 13863 Alex Kaufmann, 19, c
• 13665 Darius Weems, 21, c

Infielders:

• 12838 Bl. Eugene III, 29, 1b (278 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -0.0 ORAP/40)
• 13300 LaTavia Roberson, 27, 1b (180 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -5.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13355 Arthur Balfour, 23, 1b (75 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -6.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13602 Bl. Urban V, 21, 1b (36 GP, -10.0 DRAP/40, -11.9 ORAP/40)
• 13030 Margaux Hemingway, 31, 2b (375 GP, 4.4 DRAP/40, -6.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13191 Damer Flinn, 27, 2b (231 GP, -3.0 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13643 Neil Diamond, 22, 2b (36 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -16.1 ORAP/40)
• 13615 Abraham Klein, 23, 2b (22 GP, -2.9 DRAP/40, -12.9 ORAP/40)
• 13769 Enzo Ferrari, 20, 2b (7 GP, -13.7 DRAP/40, -14.9 ORAP/40)
• 12752 Simone Biles, 34, 3b (600 GP, 4.0 DRAP/40, 9.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12653 Carla Vroom, 32, 3b (533 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40)
• 12637 Callixtus II, 34, 3b (484 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12818 Rik Smits, 31, 3b (385 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12969 David Byrne, 29, 3b (193 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -6.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13705 Suzanne Manet, 22, 3b (53 GP, -4.4 DRAP/40, -6.6 ORAP/40)
• 13402 Leslie Burke, 23, 3b (27 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13752 The Ventriloquist, 19, 3b
• 13937 Hush, 20, 3b
• 12688 Erestor of the Council, 33, ss (468 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 4.7 ORAP/40)
• 12846 Eureka Garlic, 30, ss (365 GP, -4.1 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40)
• 13058 Josh Howard, 29, ss (220 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13653 Kate Murry, 24, ss (52 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40)
• 13670 Sir Thomas Grey, 21, ss

Outfielders:

• 12499 Yibb-Tstll, 35, lf (564 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 4.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12865 Linus Yale Jr., 32, lf (447 GP, -6.0 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12335 Jay Walker, 35, lf (445 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12867 Dion, 29, lf (410 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13475 Nancy Wheeler, 22, lf (50 GP, -7.0 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40)
• 13790 Leo Szilard, 21, lf
• 13852 Jose Maria Garcia-Aranda, 21, cf (13 GP, -13.8 DRAP/40, -8.0 ORAP/40)
• 12713 Donovan Mitchell, 34, rf (497 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, 5.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13023 Clement Attlee, 28, rf (329 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13684 Queen Isabel, 23, rf (44 GP, -7.0 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40)
• 13659 Xu-Ifit Osteoharmonist, 22, rf (34 GP, -9.9 DRAP/40, -2.5 ORAP/40)
• 13559 Kevin Nogilny, 22, rf (22 GP, -8.0 DRAP/40, -12.7 ORAP/40)
• 13744 Matt Boldy, 19, rf

Starters:

• 12870 Coach Beard, 31, sp (878 IP, -3.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12789 Fei Fei Sun, 32, sp (718 IP, 1.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13290 Misael Escuti, 27, sp (373 IP, -12.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13106 Kylie Cox, 26, sp (245 IP, -6.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13311 Hilary Knight, 26, sp (226 IP, -3.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13515 Doctor Hurt, 24, sp (191 IP, -11.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13582 Foghorn Leghorn, 23, sp (136 IP, -19.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13620 Jane Avril, 22, sp (55 IP, -11.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13770 Monta Ellis, 22, sp (38 IP, -10.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13557 Roberto Luongo, 22, sp (19 IP, -28.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13662 Tim Hardaway, 21, sp (10 IP, -33.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13646 Rosa Diaz, 20, sp
• 13798 John Taliaferro Thompson, 21, sp
• 13851 Barbara Millicent Roberts, 20, sp
• 13846 Charles Watson-Wentworth, 22, sp

Relievers:

• 12726 Haral Luhhan, 33, mr (536 IP, -5.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12896 Ms. Bumbleflower, 29, mr (499 IP, -14.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13265 Coi Leray, 25, mr (307 IP, -3.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13294 Kelly Rowland, 28, mr (284 IP, -5.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13441 Claude, 23, mr (4 IP, -102.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13378 Joey Valence, 24, mr (who?)
• 12470 Ken Opener, 35, rp (479 IP, 3.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12649 Hezly Rivera, 32, rp (334 IP, 3.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13429 Stanley Kubrick, 24, rp (153 IP, -11.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13291 David Blaine, 27, rp (144 IP, 4.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13787 Pius II, 22, rp (7 IP, -83.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13660 William Henry Hoover, 22, rp (6 IP, -7.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13351 Pierre Georges Louis Capdeville, 24, rp (5 IP, -71.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13522 Ian Duncan, 21, rp (2 IP, -63.8 PRAA/100 IP)