Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 1065 Kofi Kingston, 26, c (242 G, -1.0 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1763 Savio Vega, 22, 1b (118 G, 0.6 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1094 Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 28, 2b (366 G, 1.1 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40)
• 1810 Gorilla Monsoon, 20, 2b (53 G, -3.2 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1052 Enrico Fermi, 30, 3b (419 G, 2.2 DR/40, 5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1800 D'Lo Brown, 21, 3b (18 G, 0.9 DR/40, -14.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1662 Eddie Vedder, 25, ss (203 G, 1.2 DR/40, 8.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1700 Trish Stratus, 21, ss (73 G, -4.1 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 724 Ahmed Johnson, 29, lf (484 G, 0.4 DR/40, 8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 900 The Undertaker, 29, lf (327 G, -2.9 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1713 Stacy Keibler, 24, cf (146 G, -5.5 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1786 The Rock, 23, rf (130 G, -3.3 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1482 Ric Flair, 25, sp (117 G, 9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1390 Mark Walberg, 25, sp (82 G, -2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1877 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 20, sp (40 G, 1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 964 Larry Niven, 29, mr (229 G, -0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1519 Bruno Mars, 26, mr (130 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1507 Bad News Brown, 25, mr (110 G, -3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1025 Algisto Lorenzato, 26, rp (178 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1691 George "The Animal" Steele, 23, rp (106 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1642 Edgar Pangborn, 22, rp (85 G, -1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1895 Mark Henry, 18, 3b (who?)
• 1987 Arn Anderson, 20, cf (who?)
• 1982 Repo Man, 17, 2b (who?)
• 1884 Allvar Gullstrand, 21, cf (who?)
• 1750 Robert Jonquet, 21, c (who?)