Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 1875 Dr. Johnny Fever, 21, c (99 G, 1.1 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1838 Daisy Fuentes, 22, 1b (77 G, 0.7 DR/40, -7.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1827 John Murray Forbes, 21, 2b (86 G, -1.2 DR/40, 7.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1923 Edna Garrett, 18, 2b (40 G, -1.4 DR/40, -10.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 917 Vernor Vinge, 27, 3b (353 G, -1.4 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1809 Christopher Isherwood, 19, 3b (39 G, -2.5 DR/40, -13.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1833 Arnold Jackson, 23, ss (98 G, 2.2 DR/40, -7.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1648 Barney Miller, 24, lf (121 G, 0.9 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1951 Natalie Green, 20, lf (44 G, -1.5 DR/40, -15.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1771 Joe Musashi, 22, cf (70 G, -0.4 DR/40, -7.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1926 Benson DuBois, 21, rf (46 G, -7.1 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1953 Janet Wood, 17, rf (22 G, 0.0 DR/40, -9.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1899 Arthur Carlson, 22, sp (37 G, -12.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1957 Felix Frankfurter, 20, sp (24 G, -17.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1965 Mork, 20, sp (15 G, -10.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1026 Dr. Robert Hartley, 26, mr (140 G, -6.3 PRAA/300)
• 1785 Queen Wilhelmina, 23, rp (46 G, -14.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1896 Jennifer Marlowe, 19, rp (36 G, -15.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1888 Venus Flytrap, 19, rp (30 G, -13.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1999 Blair Warner, 17, rp (27 G, -13.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1918 Wiliam Saroyan, 19, rp (24 G, -2.3 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 1793 Richard Willstatter, 20, lf (26 G, -5.7 DR/40, -8.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1921 Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey, 17, 2b
• 1986 Cait Sith, 17, ss (who?)
• 1961 Jo Polniaczek, 18, 1b (who?)
• 1976 Jack Tripper, 17, 2b (who?)