Roster for Broadway Wrights:

Catchers:

• 1483 Neil Simon, 26, c (282 G, 1.9 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 682 Ak'shel, 33, 1b (429 G, -0.4 DR/40, 7.2 OR/40)
• 1041 Donald Trump, 30, 1b (256 G, 0.9 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1129 Leonidas da Silva, 29, 2b (388 G, 2.5 DR/40, 5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1370 Doug Martsch, 25, 2b (247 G, 0.3 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 916 Tila Tequila, 29, 3b (415 G, 2.7 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1327 Loknar the Last Orion, 26, 3b (171 G, 0.2 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40)
• 1661 William Inge, 24, ss (220 G, -1.8 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1119 Lorraine Hansberry, 25, lf (232 G, -2.5 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1679 Dario Fo, 22, lf (184 G, 0.6 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1844 Federico Garcia Lorca, 19, cf (78 G, 0.0 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1398 Harold Pinter, 25, rf (323 G, 6.7 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 672 Mary McAleese, 30, sp (235 G, 8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1692 Victor Hugo, 22, sp (94 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1374 King Frederik IX, 24, sp (92 G, -5.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 700 Colin Mochrie, 31, mr (235 G, 0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1686 Friedrich Schiller, 24, mr (101 G, -8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 866 Jim Lange, 30, rp (288 G, 10.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1115 Troy McClure, 27, rp (171 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1705 Alexander Pushkin, 23, rp (105 G, 7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1714 John Fletcher, 23, rp (73 G, -9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1309 Sylvester Stallone, 27, rp (85 G, -0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1781 Brooke Burns, 22, c (32 G, -0.8 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1749 Sean O'Casey, 20, 2b (2 G, -6.0 DR/40, -14.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1977 Ernst Stojaspal, 18, lf (who?)
• 2000 Elmer Rice, 20, 1b (who?)