Roster for Broadway Wrights:

Catchers:

• 1483 Neil Simon, 27, c (328 G, 1.8 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1802 Hans Christian Hansen, 22, 1b (175 G, 1.4 DR/40, -7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1129 Leonidas da Silva, 30, 2b (421 G, 2.1 DR/40, 4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1370 Doug Martsch, 26, 2b (281 G, 0.2 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1100 Will Keith Kellogg, 29, 3b (349 G, 4.9 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1661 William Inge, 25, ss (267 G, -0.7 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2000 Elmer Rice, 21, ss (2 G, -10.0 DR/40, -10.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1119 Lorraine Hansberry, 26, lf (268 G, -2.5 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1679 Dario Fo, 23, lf (230 G, 1.1 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1844 Federico Garcia Lorca, 20, cf (115 G, 0.1 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1398 Harold Pinter, 26, rf (371 G, 6.2 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1072 Griswold the Blacksmith, 28, rf (362 G, -6.6 DR/40, 7.3 OR/40)

Starters:

• 672 Mary McAleese, 31, sp (256 G, 8.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1427 Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 27, sp (140 G, 5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1692 Victor Hugo, 23, sp (110 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1686 Friedrich Schiller, 25, mr (125 G, -6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 866 Jim Lange, 31, rp (314 G, 9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1115 Troy McClure, 28, rp (192 G, 3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1705 Alexander Pushkin, 24, rp (133 G, 8.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1309 Sylvester Stallone, 28, rp (100 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1714 John Fletcher, 24, rp (89 G, -6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1749 Sean O'Casey, 21, 2b (24 G, -1.3 DR/40, -14.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2006 John Krizel, 17, rf
• 2060 Kalidasa, 18, rp (who?)
• 1883 Tassos Papadopoulos, 19, ss (who?)
• 2075 Joe Orton, 20, c (who?)