Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 823 Edgar Kaplan, 31, c (347 G, 0.5 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1331 Eugene Debs, 29, c (222 G, 1.6 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1445 The British Bulldog, 26, c (163 G, -2.0 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1717 Walter Sobchak, 25, c (81 G, 0.3 DR/40, -15.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1823 Theodore Richards, 20, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 703 Jack Williamson, 31, 1b (592 G, -3.7 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 682 Ak'shel, 34, 1b (429 G, -0.4 DR/40, 7.2 OR/40)
• 1041 Donald Trump, 31, 1b (265 G, 0.8 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2077 Margot Tenenbaum, 20, 1b
• 720 Mathias Sindelar, 32, 2b (407 G, -2.8 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 690 Fred Gitelman, 31, 3b (527 G, 1.7 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 821 Gyula Szengeller, 30, 3b (499 G, 3.8 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 917 Vernor Vinge, 28, 3b (353 G, -1.4 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1327 Loknar the Last Orion, 27, 3b (171 G, 0.2 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40)
• 1809 Christopher Isherwood, 20, 3b (39 G, -2.5 DR/40, -13.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1414 Wilf Mannion, 28, ss (149 G, 1.2 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1680 Marie Curie, 26, ss (137 G, -5.9 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1833 Arnold Jackson, 24, ss (128 G, 0.3 DR/40, -7.9 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 968 Oldrich Nejedly, 30, lf (428 G, 0.1 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 900 The Undertaker, 30, lf (336 G, -2.8 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1648 Barney Miller, 25, lf (143 G, 0.3 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1336 Lily Aldridge, 28, lf (142 G, -5.6 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1531 Octavia Butler, 24, lf (58 G, 1.2 DR/40, -8.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1654 Oliver Goldsmith, 22, lf (21 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1952 S. Truett Cathy, 18, lf (who?)
• 832 Mr. Perfect, 32, cf (523 G, -7.3 DR/40, 8.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 977 Carolyn Murphy, 31, cf (300 G, -1.7 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1391 Vinny Gambini, 28, cf (219 G, 0.0 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1951 Natalie Green, 21, cf (49 G, -3.8 DR/40, -16.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1868 D.W. Griffith, 22, cf (33 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1793 Richard Willstatter, 21, cf (26 G, -5.7 DR/40, -8.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1935 Kyra Collins, 21, cf (17 G, -8.0 DR/40, -13.2 OR/40)
• 1987 Arn Anderson, 21, cf (who?)
• 1953 Janet Wood, 18, rf (22 G, 0.0 DR/40, -9.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1876 Layne Staley, 20, rf (21 G, 0.0 DR/40, -15.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2071 Billy Flynn, 17, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 824 Frances Bean Cobain, 33, sp (231 G, 8.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 689 Alfred P. Sloan, 31, sp (204 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1049 Padma Lakshmi, 31, sp (144 G, 1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1042 Ricardo Zamora, 29, sp (139 G, -3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1328 Jewel Kilcher, 27, sp (136 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 931 Antal Szabo, 28, sp (93 G, -3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1390 Mark Walberg, 26, sp (82 G, -2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1899 Arthur Carlson, 23, sp (50 G, -13.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 700 Colin Mochrie, 32, mr (235 G, 0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1026 Dr. Robert Hartley, 27, mr (140 G, -6.3 PRAA/300)
• 1054 Fall-From-Grace, 29, mr (122 G, -1.4 PRAA/300)
• 997 Connie Willis, 27, mr (96 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 567 Albert Rust, 32, rp (300 G, 8.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 479 Jacky Munaron, 34, rp (258 G, 4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1080 Mega Man X, 30, rp (175 G, -1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1411 Joan Rivers, 27, rp (130 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1633 Jason Alexander, 24, rp (98 G, -4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1423 Florida Evans, 28, rp (62 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1785 Queen Wilhelmina, 24, rp (50 G, -16.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1981 King Christian X, 21, rp (46 G, -12.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1493 Jose Echegaray, 23, rp (37 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1896 Jennifer Marlowe, 20, rp (36 G, -15.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1888 Venus Flytrap, 20, rp (30 G, -13.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1848 Giosue Carducci, 23, rp (24 G, -13.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1918 Wiliam Saroyan, 20, rp (24 G, -2.3 PRAA/300)
• 1774 King Leopold II, 20, rp (24 G, -10.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2042 John Madden, 17, rp (who?)
• 2050 Outback Jack, 21, rp (who?)
• 1790 Kurt Schmied, 20, rp (who?)