Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 1742 Flea, 24, c (178 G, 1.1 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1943 Jimi Hendrix, 24, 1b (171 G, -3.3 DR/40, 13.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1657 Rostam Batmanglij, 27, 2b (333 G, 3.3 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1889 Bob Dylan, 23, 3b (164 G, 2.3 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1132 Enda Kenny, 30, ss (387 G, 0.6 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1643 Evan Dando, 24, ss (261 G, 2.5 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1997 Eric Clapton, 23, lf (172 G, -2.8 DR/40, 5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1650 Slash, 24, lf (65 G, -3.0 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 988 Brandon Flowers, 30, cf (449 G, 0.9 DR/40, 4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1771 Joe Musashi, 25, cf (164 G, -1.1 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 983 Beck Hansen, 30, rf (514 G, 3.8 DR/40, 6.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1645 Marge Gunderson, 27, rf (289 G, 3.0 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1338 Jake "The Snake" Roberts, 29, sp (205 G, 5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1689 Richie Cunningham, 27, sp (101 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2185 Tegan Rain Quin, 21, sp (10 G, 8.4 PRAA/300)
• 1944 Fiona Apple, 21, sp (8 G, 0.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1372 Claudia Schiffer, 30, mr (250 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1824 Margaret Atwood, 25, mr (157 G, 3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1834 Greg Bear, 23, mr (101 G, 14.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1765 Orson Scott Card, 26, rp (121 G, 10.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2201 Sara Keirsten Quin, 21, rp (1 G, -15.0 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 2127 Rosen Plevneliev, 21, sp (10 G, -9.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2106 Gustaf Dalen, 19, cf (who?)
• 2070 Kim Pine, 19, rp (who?)
• 2162 Victor Ponta, 18, 1b (who?)
• 2212 Avril Lavigne, 17, sp (who?)