Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 1483 Neil Simon, 30, c (442 G, 1.5 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1771 Joe Musashi, 26, c (202 G, -0.8 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1943 Jimi Hendrix, 25, 1b (214 G, -3.1 DR/40, 14.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2279 Wouter de Backer, 19, 1b (30 G, 0.7 DR/40, 9.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1657 Rostam Batmanglij, 28, 2b (377 G, 3.8 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1889 Bob Dylan, 24, 3b (211 G, 3.3 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1132 Enda Kenny, 31, ss (409 G, 0.4 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1643 Evan Dando, 25, ss (302 G, 3.1 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1997 Eric Clapton, 24, lf (214 G, -2.3 DR/40, 5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 983 Beck Hansen, 31, cf (537 G, 3.6 DR/40, 5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 988 Brandon Flowers, 31, cf (482 G, 0.8 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1912 Camillo Golgi, 25, cf (250 G, -0.0 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1650 Slash, 25, rf (108 G, 0.3 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1689 Richie Cunningham, 28, sp (123 G, 1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2185 Tegan Rain Quin, 22, sp (29 G, 3.0 PRAA/300)
• 1944 Fiona Apple, 22, sp (28 G, -5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1824 Margaret Atwood, 26, mr (184 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1834 Greg Bear, 24, mr (129 G, 11.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2310 Mars Homeworld, 18, mr
• 1765 Orson Scott Card, 27, rp (145 G, 9.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2070 Kim Pine, 20, rp (20 G, 6.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2127 Rosen Plevneliev, 22, sp (20 G, -11.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2201 Sara Keirsten Quin, 22, rp (12 G, -7.7 PRAA/300)
• 2244 Mike Shinoda, 18, ss (who?)
• 2106 Gustaf Dalen, 20, cf (who?)
• 2212 Avril Lavigne, 18, sp (who?)