Roster for Pittsburgh Pictures:

Catchers:

• 1065 Kofi Kingston, 30, c (354 G, -2.1 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1316 Holly Golightly, 31, 1b (549 G, 2.2 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1960 Peter Venkman, 24, 2b (156 G, -2.2 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2300 Fezzik, 21, 2b (14 G, 7.1 DR/40, -12.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1814 Rocky Balboa, 27, 3b (320 G, 4.9 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1431 Anya Amasova, 27, ss (323 G, -0.6 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1756 Linda Litzke, 26, ss (298 G, 1.3 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 1930 Egon Spengler, 25, lf (245 G, 1.4 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1884 Allvar Gullstrand, 25, cf (158 G, -3.5 DR/40, 7.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1111 Maude Findlay, 33, rf (508 G, -0.2 DR/40, 6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1916 Howard Beale, 24, rf (204 G, -0.7 DR/40, 3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1870 Martin Q. Blank, 25, rf (74 G, -7.6 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40)

Starters:

• 902 Hannibal Lecter, 33, sp (258 G, 0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1459 Basil Fawlty, 29, sp (149 G, -0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2184 Teddy KGB, 22, sp (49 G, 8.3 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 1057 George Abela, 30, mr (211 G, -2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1989 Tyler Durden, 25, mr (113 G, 2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2247 Inigo Montoya, 21, mr (18 G, -8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2180 James Francis Ryan, 22, mr (17 G, -19.3 PRAA/300)
• 1640 Jack D. Ripper, 29, rp (200 G, -1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1678 Meg White, 27, rp (143 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2176 Michael McDermott, 21, c (35 G, -4.1 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2318 Prince Humperdinck, 17, mr (who?)
• 2259 Buttercup, 17, 1b (who?)
• 2256 Westley, 18, rp (who?)
• 2204 Will Hunting, 21, 3b (who?)