Roster for Pittsburgh Pictures:

Catchers:

• 2176 Michael McDermott, 22, c (57 G, -1.7 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1316 Holly Golightly, 32, 1b (594 G, 2.2 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1960 Peter Venkman, 25, 2b (201 G, -2.3 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1814 Rocky Balboa, 28, 3b (363 G, 4.3 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1431 Anya Amasova, 28, ss (358 G, -0.0 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1756 Linda Litzke, 27, ss (340 G, 1.2 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40)
• 2300 Fezzik, 22, ss (45 G, -1.6 DR/40, -10.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1930 Egon Spengler, 26, lf (293 G, 1.9 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1884 Allvar Gullstrand, 26, cf (207 G, -4.6 DR/40, 6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1111 Maude Findlay, 34, rf (550 G, -0.2 DR/40, 6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1916 Howard Beale, 25, rf (248 G, -0.2 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1870 Martin Q. Blank, 26, rf (87 G, -9.0 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40)

Starters:

• 902 Hannibal Lecter, 34, sp (276 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1459 Basil Fawlty, 30, sp (168 G, -0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2184 Teddy KGB, 23, sp (69 G, 5.3 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 1057 George Abela, 31, mr (236 G, -1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1989 Tyler Durden, 26, mr (141 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2247 Inigo Montoya, 22, mr (47 G, -9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2386 Jake Gittes, 19, mr (21 G, -8.9 PRAA/300)
• 1640 Jack D. Ripper, 30, rp (225 G, -1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2060 Kalidasa, 22, rp (74 G, 3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2396 Robert Barany, 20, lf (who?)
• 2333 Lara Croft, 17, sp (who?)
• 2360 Angela Hayes, 19, rp
• 2318 Prince Humperdinck, 18, mr (who?)
• 2372 John Diamond, 18, cf (who?)