Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 1475 C-3PO, 28, c (299 G, 1.3 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2027 Ignacio Achucarro, 21, c (67 G, -6.5 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2061 Ana Beatriz Barros, 24, c (21 G, -4.0 DR/40, -9.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1458 Melvin Purvis, 28, 1b (307 G, -2.8 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1739 Kennedy, 27, 1b (204 G, 0.8 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2282 Steve Austin, 19, 1b (6 G, -12.0 DR/40, -28.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2162 Victor Ponta, 19, 1b (who?)
• 2260 Javert, 19, 1b (who?)
• 1094 Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 32, 2b (510 G, 1.3 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40)
• 1032 Elizabeth Hurley, 32, 2b (404 G, 1.1 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1780 Meta Knight, 27, 2b (90 G, -0.4 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1052 Enrico Fermi, 34, 3b (529 G, 1.1 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1454 Julie Chen, 31, ss (442 G, -5.2 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1499 Phil Seleski, 29, ss (360 G, 3.2 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40)
• 1684 Giampiero Boniperti, 28, ss (254 G, 0.3 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2258 Charles Tyson Yerkes, 18, ss (who?)
• 2132 Phil Connors, 20, ss

Outfielders:

• 2066 Walter Jon Williams, 20, lf (47 G, -7.4 DR/40, -6.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1104 Nei, 31, cf (343 G, 2.8 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 929 David Berkowitz, 33, cf (258 G, 3.6 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2113 Tony Hawk, 19, cf (who?)
• 2270 Abderrahmane Mahjoub, 19, cf (who?)
• 2291 Michael Clayton, 21, cf (who?)
• 1415 Christie Brinkley, 31, rf (375 G, -0.2 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1095 Michael "Meathead" Stivic, 30, rf (331 G, 4.7 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1645 Marge Gunderson, 28, rf (289 G, 3.0 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2226 Alfred Kelbassa, 18, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 507 Gisele Bundchen, 37, sp (334 G, 3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 961 Rhoda Morgenstern, 33, sp (246 G, -1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1002 Conrad Hilton, 31, sp (217 G, 3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1117 Tom Disch, 33, sp (215 G, 4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1073 Keyser Soze, 31, sp (172 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1632 John Nash, 29, sp (133 G, -2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1764 John Davidson, 27, sp (64 G, -15.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2118 Joachim Gauck, 23, sp (30 G, -10.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1948 Yuffie Kisaragi, 22, sp (24 G, -11.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1904 Alfred Fried, 25, sp (24 G, -12.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2240 Jason Bourne, 21, sp (15 G, -22.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2228 Donald Margulies, 18, sp (3 G, -30.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1113 William Wrigley Jr., 33, mr (301 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1427 Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 30, mr (170 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1088 Elsa Benitez, 29, mr (158 G, -4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1636 Jerry Lewis, 28, mr (95 G, -5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2017 Carla Tortelli, 23, mr (52 G, -13.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2134 John Varley, 20, mr (21 G, -20.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2169 Gunnar Myrdal, 18, mr (who?)
• 2166 Zuul, 21, mr (who?)
• 867 Kim Gordon, 33, rp (355 G, 8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1405 Alan Alda, 31, rp (249 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1641 Jack Torrance, 29, rp (179 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1808 Johnny Ramone, 27, rp (115 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1843 Barry Greenstein, 26, rp (86 G, -3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2039 King Karl XV, 23, rp (80 G, -10.6 PRAA/300)
• 1892 F. Lee Bailey, 24, rp (61 G, -7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2023 Cliff Clavin, 23, rp (59 G, -4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2011 Rebecca Howe, 20, rp (55 G, -21.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2139 Daniel Keyes, 20, rp (47 G, -23.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1956 Michelle Branch, 24, rp (38 G, -3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2029 Turgay Seren, 20, rp (19 G, -6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2040 Jill Valentine, 24, rp (19 G, -24.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2265 Macho Man Randy Savage, 20, rp (who?)
• 2207 Walter P. Chrysler, 22, rp (who?)
• 2165 Giorgio Ghezzi, 22, rp (who?)
• 2296 Robert Shapiro, 20, rp (who?)