Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 1125 Ali Landry, 30, c (395 G, 0.5 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1967 Jean-Luc Dehaene, 23, c (127 G, 0.9 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2062 Chas Tenenbaum, 20, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 1761 Jack Boniface, 25, 1b (71 G, -4.1 DR/40, -7.4 OR/40)
• 1133 Dorothy, 30, 2b (341 G, 2.2 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1370 Doug Martsch, 28, 2b (298 G, 0.5 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 573 Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 34, 3b (541 G, -1.4 DR/40, 5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1364 Terry Pratchett, 29, 3b (410 G, -0.6 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1921 Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey, 20, 3b (52 G, -14.5 DR/40, -9.6 OR/40)
• 2003 Jason Miller, 19, 3b (16 G, -11.5 DR/40, -11.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2193 Lars Ulrich, 21, 3b (who?)
• 2189 Samantha Micelli, 20, 3b
• 2219 Zigmantas Balcytis, 19, 3b (who?)
• 2167 Charlene Dupre, 20, 3b
• 733 Jed Clampett, 35, ss (745 G, 3.1 DR/40, 11.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1305 Dexter Holland, 29, ss (384 G, 0.1 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1485 Glen David Brin, 26, ss (117 G, -0.4 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1939 Cole Sear, 20, ss (54 G, -3.8 DR/40, -6.9 OR/40)
• 2110 Master Hand, 21, ss (20 G, -0.8 DR/40, -12.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2072 Iain Banks, 19, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1055 Kien "Bossman" Chen, 33, lf (509 G, -1.3 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40)
• 669 Danielle Lloyd, 32, lf (432 G, -0.9 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1119 Lorraine Hansberry, 28, lf (334 G, -2.0 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1040 Eric Rodwell, 29, lf (324 G, -1.7 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1760 Paul Ehrlich, 25, lf (103 G, -0.2 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1915 Aigars Kalvitis, 23, lf (96 G, -2.2 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2056 Tim Powers, 19, lf (65 G, -3.8 DR/40, -11.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1863 Red XIII, 22, lf (who?)
• 932 Joe Haldeman, 30, cf (420 G, 0.1 DR/40, 5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2227 Adolf Hitler, 17, cf (who?)
• 2068 Ally McBeal, 19, cf (who?)
• 2099 Viliam Schrojf, 18, cf (who?)
• 940 Jaroslaw Kaczynski, 34, rf (502 G, 3.1 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 826 Tanya Adams, 35, rf (476 G, -1.5 DR/40, 11.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1624 Pierre Curie, 25, rf (186 G, -3.4 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1529 Pedro Passos Coelho, 27, rf (184 G, 1.1 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2152 Gerhart Hauptmann, 21, rf (who?)
• 2210 Julian May, 17, rf (who?)
• 2215 Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, 17, rf (who?)
• 2112 Gangrel, 22, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 675 Rydia of Mist, 34, sp (261 G, 4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1470 Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, 27, sp (79 G, -6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1787 Adolph Coors, 24, sp (32 G, -8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2019 Royal Tenenbaum, 19, sp (12 G, -22.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2153 Alan King, 22, sp (9 G, -20.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2142 Thomas Burnett Swann, 18, sp (8 G, -41.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1907 Caravaggio, 21, sp (4 G, -25.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2085 Maxwell Anderson, 19, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 1412 Fiona Volpe, 29, mr (172 G, -8.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1507 Bad News Brown, 28, mr (146 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1861 Danilo Turk, 22, mr (78 G, -8.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1962 Malcolm Crowe, 24, mr (28 G, -3.1 PRAA/300)
• 1985 Jaret Reddick, 20, mr (18 G, -7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1004 Erwin Ballabio, 30, rp (325 G, 2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 426 Doyle Brunson, 37, rp (317 G, 7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 906 Chip Delany, 30, rp (268 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1323 Lisa Loeb, 29, rp (247 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1021 Flavor Flav, 33, rp (235 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1047 Gene Wolfe, 32, rp (223 G, 2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1337 Vinnie Barbarino, 31, rp (125 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1971 Daniel Plainview, 24, rp (23 G, -23.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2022 Blinky, 21, rp (18 G, -25.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2037 Norman Uprichard, 19, rp (3 G, -13.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2208 Linus Caldwell, 19, rp