Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 971 Philibert Smellinckx, 34, c (559 G, 1.5 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1483 Neil Simon, 31, c (442 G, 1.5 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1065 Kofi Kingston, 31, c (354 G, -2.1 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1731 John Millington Synge, 25, c (252 G, -0.4 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1706 Peter Pender, 29, c (249 G, 1.0 DR/40, -6.9 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 1681 Umaro, 30, 1b (427 G, 1.4 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2123 Ricky Stratton, 22, 1b (98 G, 0.0 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40)
• 1510 Frank Serpico, 31, 2b (365 G, -3.4 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1656 Piotr Rasputin, 27, 2b (148 G, -3.4 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2063 Arthur Curry, 24, 2b (127 G, -1.0 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2012 Selita Ebanks, 25, 2b (23 G, 3.0 DR/40, -12.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2183 Walter Tevis, 20, 2b (23 G, -3.3 DR/40, -23.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2253 George R.R. Martin, 20, 2b (14 G, -5.1 DR/40, -7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2286 Heike Kamerlingh Onnes, 19, 2b (who?)
• 2343 Kingsley Amis, 17, 2b (who?)
• 2319 Zlatko Cajkovski, 20, 2b (who?)
• 2391 Nigel Tufnel, 21, 2b (who?)
• 1339 Jaheira, 33, 3b (512 G, -0.9 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40)
• 2049 Diana of Themyscira, 25, 3b (123 G, -0.5 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40)
• 2001 Andy Sipowicz, 22, 3b (91 G, -5.1 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2365 Lester Burnham, 17, 3b
• 661 Anne McCaffrey, 34, ss (646 G, 0.3 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1108 Silvio Piola, 31, ss (434 G, 2.8 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1132 Enda Kenny, 32, ss (420 G, -0.0 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1753 Chris Harrison, 27, ss (278 G, -2.2 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1093 Piers Anthony Jacob, 33, lf (572 G, -1.6 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40)
• 2064 Stephen Stills, 22, lf (63 G, -4.3 DR/40, -5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2266 Edgar Clogg, 21, lf
• 1001 Jeff Meckstroth, 33, cf (493 G, 6.6 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 988 Brandon Flowers, 32, cf (491 G, 0.8 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1713 Stacy Keibler, 29, cf (352 G, -5.2 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1972 Wrinkly Kong, 26, cf (101 G, -3.6 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2120 Snoopy, 24, cf (88 G, -2.3 DR/40, -11.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2179 Keith Laumer, 19, cf (who?)
• 983 Beck Hansen, 32, rf (538 G, 3.6 DR/40, 6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1746 Kylie Bisutti, 28, rf (263 G, -3.2 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1335 Roque Maspoli, 32, sp (198 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1374 King Frederik IX, 29, sp (130 G, -4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1857 Samuel Goldwyn, 27, sp (74 G, -13.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1957 Felix Frankfurter, 25, sp (68 G, -12.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2195 Leon Bourgeois, 22, sp (19 G, -15.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2275 Francois Hollande, 22, sp (17 G, -12.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2168 Viswanathan Anand, 21, sp (5 G, -22.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2209 Sunny Funny, 22, sp
• 2236 Aristide Briand, 21, sp (who?)
• 2359 Georgi Parvanov, 20, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 1768 Michael D. Higgins, 28, mr (148 G, -1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2182 Horst Seehofer, 21, mr (19 G, -15.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2180 James Francis Ryan, 23, mr (17 G, -19.3 PRAA/300)
• 2345 Sophie Sumner, 19, mr (who?)
• 866 Jim Lange, 35, rp (380 G, 8.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 865 Guy Fieri, 35, rp (368 G, 6.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1025 Algisto Lorenzato, 31, rp (307 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1678 Meg White, 28, rp (143 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1714 John Fletcher, 28, rp (124 G, -6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2034 Super Crazy, 24, rp (77 G, -2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2008 Marcia Clark, 23, rp (75 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2076 Norm Peterson, 21, rp (48 G, -16.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2197 Martha Minow, 23, rp (21 G, -8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2288 King Edward VIII, 20, rp (4 G, -37.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2013 Dave Thomas, 22, rp (who?)
• 2366 Franz Pelikan, 20, rp (who?)
• 2095 Henry Bessemer, 22, rp (who?)
• 2256 Westley, 19, rp (who?)
• 2383 Saleisha Stowers, 20, rp (who?)