Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 1771 Joe Musashi, 28, c (299 G, 0.4 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2048 Catalin Predoiu, 23, c (46 G, 0.7 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1943 Jimi Hendrix, 27, 1b (304 G, -2.3 DR/40, 15.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1657 Rostam Batmanglij, 30, 2b (471 G, 3.5 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2279 Wouter de Backer, 21, 2b (119 G, 0.3 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1889 Bob Dylan, 26, 3b (297 G, 4.2 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1643 Evan Dando, 27, ss (389 G, 3.8 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2244 Mike Shinoda, 20, ss (22 G, -3.6 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1997 Eric Clapton, 26, lf (298 G, -2.4 DR/40, 5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1332 Walter Reuther, 30, cf (528 G, 5.4 DR/40, 7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1912 Camillo Golgi, 27, cf (332 G, -0.7 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1437 Alphonse Laveran, 29, rf (424 G, 0.7 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2443 Ben Folds, 18, rf (9 G, -0.4 DR/40, -8.4 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 2127 Rosen Plevneliev, 24, sp (58 G, 7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1944 Fiona Apple, 24, sp (53 G, -3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2393 Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, 19, sp (1 G, -6.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1834 Greg Bear, 26, mr (175 G, 8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2310 Mars Homeworld, 20, mr (43 G, 0.1 PRAA/300)
• 1765 Orson Scott Card, 29, rp (201 G, 6.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2070 Kim Pine, 22, rp (74 G, 10.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2381 Sarah McLachlan, 21, rp (1 G, 10.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1338 Jake "The Snake" Roberts, 32, sp (254 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1689 Richie Cunningham, 30, sp (157 G, 0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2114 Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, 22, rf (50 G, 1.1 DR/40, -10.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2421 The Abbot, 18, 1b (who?)
• 2470 Janet Weiss, 18, rp (who?)