Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 1943 Jimi Hendrix, 26, 1b (261 G, -2.5 DR/40, 15.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 2048 Catalin Predoiu, 22, 1b (22 G, 1.5 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 2244 Mike Shinoda, 19, 1b (6 G, 3.3 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 1657 Rostam Batmanglij, 29, 2b (424 G, 3.6 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 2279 Wouter de Backer, 20, 2b (71 G, 0.7 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 1889 Bob Dylan, 25, 3b (255 G, 3.6 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 1643 Evan Dando, 26, ss (345 G, 3.4 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 1997 Eric Clapton, 25, lf (258 G, -2.3 DR/40, 6.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 1826 Lucas Papademos, 27, lf (215 G, 1.3 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 1912 Camillo Golgi, 26, cf (295 G, -0.6 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 1650 Slash, 26, rf (148 G, -0.4 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 2114 Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, 21, rf (37 G, 2.7 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 1338 Jake "The Snake" Roberts, 31, sp (239 G, 5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1689 Richie Cunningham, 29, sp (139 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2127 Rosen Plevneliev, 23, sp (40 G, 11.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2212 Avril Lavigne, 19, sp (17 G, -5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 1834 Greg Bear, 25, mr (154 G, 10.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2310 Mars Homeworld, 19, mr (22 G, 3.0 PRAA/300)
- 1765 Orson Scott Card, 28, rp (172 G, 8.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2070 Kim Pine, 21, rp (46 G, 10.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 1944 Fiona Apple, 23, sp (36 G, -6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2201 Sara Keirsten Quin, 23, rp (25 G, -12.5 PRAA/300)
- 2381 Sarah McLachlan, 20, rp (who?)
- 2106 Gustaf Dalen, 21, cf (who?)
- 2393 Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, 18, rp