Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 2325 ALF, 22, c (138 G, -0.1 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1500 Amedeo Amadei, 30, 1b (401 G, 0.1 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1827 John Murray Forbes, 28, 2b (397 G, 1.6 DR/40, 10.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2425 Peggy Bundy, 22, 2b (72 G, -2.2 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2173 Mr. Belvedere, 24, 3b (221 G, 1.7 DR/40, 7.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1058 Giorgio Belladonna, 35, ss (671 G, 0.0 DR/40, 8.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1923 Edna Garrett, 25, ss (320 G, -1.0 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1961 Jo Polniaczek, 25, ss (179 G, -0.0 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2092 Alex P. Keaton, 26, lf (239 G, 2.2 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2543 Cliff Huxtable, 19, lf (24 G, 2.7 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1926 Benson DuBois, 28, rf (369 G, -0.8 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1877 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 27, sp (164 G, 4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2131 Srboljub Krivokuca, 26, sp (64 G, -0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2426 Al Bundy, 22, sp (34 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1497 Terra Branford, 31, mr (201 G, 4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2229 Dick Loudon, 21, mr (61 G, -11.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1496 T. S. Eliot, 33, rp (301 G, 8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2069 Jaslene Gonzalez, 23, rp (126 G, -2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2278 Sophia Petrillo, 23, rp (89 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2305 Blanche Devereaux, 21, rp (75 G, -5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2302 Dorothy Zbornak, 22, rp (31 G, -24.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2015 Diane Chambers, 23, cf (203 G, -1.6 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2467 Kelly Bundy, 22, cf (32 G, -3.6 DR/40, -12.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2494 Laura Holt, 17, 2b (who?)
• 2332 Balki Bartokomous, 19, sp (who?)
• 2523 Joshua Waitzkin, 20, sp (who?)