Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 2325 ALF, 23, c (186 G, 0.2 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1500 Amedeo Amadei, 31, 1b (445 G, 0.1 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1827 John Murray Forbes, 29, 2b (442 G, 1.4 DR/40, 10.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2425 Peggy Bundy, 23, 2b (118 G, -1.3 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2173 Mr. Belvedere, 25, 3b (265 G, 1.2 DR/40, 5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1923 Edna Garrett, 26, ss (360 G, -0.5 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1961 Jo Polniaczek, 26, ss (204 G, 0.4 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2543 Cliff Huxtable, 20, lf (68 G, 1.7 DR/40, -9.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2074 Perry Mason, 27, cf (322 G, 2.9 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2092 Alex P. Keaton, 27, cf (268 G, 2.1 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1926 Benson DuBois, 29, rf (415 G, -1.0 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1877 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 28, sp (179 G, 4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2131 Srboljub Krivokuca, 27, sp (77 G, -1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2426 Al Bundy, 23, sp (51 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2523 Joshua Waitzkin, 21, sp (10 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 2229 Dick Loudon, 22, mr (63 G, -11.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1496 T. S. Eliot, 34, rp (325 G, 7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2069 Jaslene Gonzalez, 24, rp (141 G, -2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2278 Sophia Petrillo, 24, rp (101 G, -1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2305 Blanche Devereaux, 22, rp (100 G, -3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2332 Balki Bartokomous, 20, rp (12 G, 24.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1781 Brooke Burns, 30, c (384 G, 1.6 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2015 Diane Chambers, 24, cf (203 G, -1.6 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2561 Joey Gladstone, 19, sp (6 G, -21.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2618 Jesse Katsopolis, 18, rp (who?)
• 2494 Laura Holt, 18, rf (who?)