Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 2325 ALF, 24, c (231 G, 0.6 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2710 Cosmo Kramer, 20, 1b (25 G, 1.6 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1827 John Murray Forbes, 30, 2b (490 G, 1.2 DR/40, 11.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1905 Mariano Rajoy, 28, 2b (460 G, 0.3 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2425 Peggy Bundy, 24, 2b (146 G, -0.3 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2173 Mr. Belvedere, 26, 3b (310 G, 2.1 DR/40, 5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1923 Edna Garrett, 27, ss (400 G, -0.2 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1961 Jo Polniaczek, 27, ss (221 G, 0.3 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1978 Laurynas Stankevicius, 29, lf (443 G, -1.1 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2543 Cliff Huxtable, 21, lf (80 G, 1.0 DR/40, -7.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2074 Perry Mason, 28, cf (358 G, 3.2 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1926 Benson DuBois, 30, rf (459 G, -1.2 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1877 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 29, sp (194 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2131 Srboljub Krivokuca, 28, sp (90 G, -1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2426 Al Bundy, 24, sp (70 G, 4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2523 Joshua Waitzkin, 22, sp (23 G, 2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 2229 Dick Loudon, 23, mr (77 G, -11.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1496 T. S. Eliot, 35, rp (331 G, 7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2069 Jaslene Gonzalez, 25, rp (165 G, -2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2305 Blanche Devereaux, 23, rp (128 G, 1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1996 Rudolph Eucken, 28, rp (127 G, 9.5 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 2480 Barbara Maitland, 24, 2b (119 G, -2.2 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40)
• 2332 Balki Bartokomous, 21, rp (28 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2691 George Costanza, 19, mr (8 G, -21.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2494 Laura Holt, 19, rf (6 G, 0.0 DR/40, -13.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2618 Jesse Katsopolis, 19, rp (who?)