Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 2325 ALF, 25, c (277 G, 0.8 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2710 Cosmo Kramer, 21, 1b (67 G, 1.6 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1827 John Murray Forbes, 31, 2b (534 G, 1.3 DR/40, 11.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1905 Mariano Rajoy, 29, 2b (497 G, 0.1 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2480 Barbara Maitland, 25, 2b (146 G, -1.4 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40)
• 2173 Mr. Belvedere, 27, 3b (353 G, 2.8 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1923 Edna Garrett, 28, ss (441 G, -0.0 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1978 Laurynas Stankevicius, 30, lf (487 G, -0.9 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2543 Cliff Huxtable, 22, lf (105 G, 0.6 DR/40, -8.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2074 Perry Mason, 29, cf (400 G, 2.8 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1926 Benson DuBois, 31, rf (501 G, -1.4 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2425 Peggy Bundy, 25, rf (179 G, -0.7 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1877 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 30, sp (208 G, 3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2131 Srboljub Krivokuca, 29, sp (105 G, 0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2426 Al Bundy, 25, sp (88 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2523 Joshua Waitzkin, 23, sp (36 G, 0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 2691 George Costanza, 20, mr (14 G, -13.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2069 Jaslene Gonzalez, 26, rp (181 G, -0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1996 Rudolph Eucken, 29, rp (153 G, 7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2305 Blanche Devereaux, 24, rp (146 G, 2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2332 Balki Bartokomous, 22, rp (49 G, 7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2229 Dick Loudon, 24, mr (88 G, -11.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2699 Elaine Benes, 18, 2b (9 G, 0.0 DR/40, -14.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2769 Julia Sugarbaker, 18, rf (who?)
• 2760 Susan Sugarbaker, 18, rp
• 2792 Anthony Bouvier, 18, 1b (who?)