Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 1875 Dr. Johnny Fever, 32, c (616 G, 1.1 DR/40, 10.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2198 John Bradshaw Layfield, 27, c (300 G, 1.8 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1652 Face, 33, 1b (616 G, -1.9 DR/40, 9.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2059 Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 30, 1b (474 G, 2.5 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2364 Stanley Matthews, 27, 3b (290 G, 3.0 DR/40, 6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2437 "The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 25, 3b (174 G, -2.9 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40)
• 1982 Repo Man, 28, ss (349 G, 0.8 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2451 Vader, 22, ss (107 G, 0.6 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2150 Scotty 2 Hotty, 27, lf (353 G, -0.3 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2513 "Ravishing" Rick Rude, 24, cf (160 G, -0.8 DR/40, 4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2104 Faarooq, 30, rf (316 G, -5.2 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2337 Mikulas Dzurinda, 23, rf (131 G, -0.6 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1692 Victor Hugo, 33, sp (322 G, 7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2591 Ultimate Warrior, 24, sp (70 G, -4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2646 Genuine Great King Kizer, 23, sp (49 G, -7.6 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 1970 Gyula Grosics, 30, mr (239 G, 7.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2347 Chyna, 26, mr (161 G, -7.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2290 Rose Nylund, 26, rp (210 G, 4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2308 Vernon Jordan, 24, rp (160 G, 10.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2632 Brock Lesnar, 23, rp (79 G, -1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2695 Bender the Offender, 21, rp (17 G, 10.7 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 2728 William Regal, 21, 3b (55 G, -4.1 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2779 Alberto Del Rio, 20, c (who?)
• 2856 Just Joe, 17, rp (who?)
• 2781 Carolyn Lynch, 21, cf
• 2743 Sin Cara, 19, lf (who?)