Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 2325 ALF, 26, c (319 G, 1.2 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2710 Cosmo Kramer, 22, 1b (113 G, 1.1 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1827 John Murray Forbes, 32, 2b (576 G, 0.9 DR/40, 11.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2480 Barbara Maitland, 26, 2b (178 G, -1.8 DR/40, -0.0 OR/40)
• 2173 Mr. Belvedere, 28, 3b (401 G, 3.0 DR/40, 6.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1923 Edna Garrett, 29, ss (484 G, -0.0 DR/40, 3.9 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1978 Laurynas Stankevicius, 31, lf (528 G, -0.9 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1844 Federico Garcia Lorca, 30, cf (502 G, 4.5 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2074 Perry Mason, 30, cf (432 G, 2.7 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1926 Benson DuBois, 32, rf (542 G, -1.3 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2425 Peggy Bundy, 26, rf (222 G, -0.7 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2851 Murphy Brown, 21, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 1877 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 31, sp (224 G, 2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2131 Srboljub Krivokuca, 30, sp (123 G, 0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2426 Al Bundy, 26, sp (105 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1834 Greg Bear, 31, mr (278 G, 5.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2523 Joshua Waitzkin, 24, mr (52 G, 2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1990 Rusty Hardin, 32, rp (310 G, 14.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2069 Jaslene Gonzalez, 27, rp (197 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1996 Rudolph Eucken, 30, rp (171 G, 9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2332 Balki Bartokomous, 23, rp (71 G, 4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2691 George Costanza, 21, mr (21 G, -12.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2873 Roseanne Conner, 18, 1b (19 G, -0.4 DR/40, -9.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2809 Darlene Conner, 19, mr (4 G, -27.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2769 Julia Sugarbaker, 19, lf (who?)
• 2760 Susan Sugarbaker, 19, rp