Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 1875 Dr. Johnny Fever, 33, c (660 G, 0.9 DR/40, 9.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2779 Alberto Del Rio, 21, c (39 G, -2.2 DR/40, 6.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1652 Face, 34, 1b (634 G, -1.9 DR/40, 9.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1982 Repo Man, 29, 2b (394 G, 0.7 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2364 Stanley Matthews, 28, 3b (333 G, 3.8 DR/40, 5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2437 "The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 26, 3b (198 G, -2.9 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40)
• 2728 William Regal, 22, 3b (98 G, -0.2 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2451 Vader, 23, ss (154 G, 3.5 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2150 Scotty 2 Hotty, 28, lf (395 G, -0.2 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2513 "Ravishing" Rick Rude, 25, cf (205 G, 0.1 DR/40, 6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2104 Faarooq, 31, rf (340 G, -5.9 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2337 Mikulas Dzurinda, 24, rf (173 G, 1.0 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1692 Victor Hugo, 34, sp (337 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1954 Casper the Friendly Ghost, 33, sp (215 G, -0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2646 Genuine Great King Kizer, 24, sp (73 G, -7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1970 Gyula Grosics, 31, mr (261 G, 7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2347 Chyna, 27, mr (181 G, -7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2290 Rose Nylund, 27, rp (235 G, 3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2308 Vernon Jordan, 25, rp (190 G, 10.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2632 Brock Lesnar, 24, rp (103 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2695 Bender the Offender, 22, rp (44 G, 1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2059 Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 31, 1b (484 G, 2.6 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2591 Ultimate Warrior, 25, sp (73 G, -4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2781 Carolyn Lynch, 22, cf (who?)
• 2921 Booker T, 18, 2b (who?)
• 2748 Tom Yawkey, 19, lf (who?)