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SimBase Players, Year 28

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"Ravishing" Rick Rude, cf, Stamford
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, sp, Los Angeles
"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 3b, Stamford

ALF, c, Los Angeles
Abe Fortas, sp, Dodge City
Adelbert Steiner, 2b, San Jose
Adele, sp, Broadway
Adriana Karembeu, sp, Acton
Agnes Sorel, rf, Milan
Agrias Oaks, sp, San Jose
Aishwarya Rai, 2b, Milan
Al Bundy, sp, Los Angeles
Al Davis, ss, Industry
Alan Dean Foster, 2b, Brooklyn
Alberto Del Rio, c, Stamford
Alec Douglas-Home, lf, Brussels
Alexander Fleming, cf, Stockholm
Alexander Pushkin, rp, Broadway
Allan H. Selig, sp, Industry
Allen Cunningham, sp, on waivers
Alucard, ss, Acton
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, rp, on waivers
Alyssa Jones, rp, Pittsburgh/Pittsburgh/on waivers
Amy Winehouse, sp, Seattle
Andrea Jung, rp, on waivers
Andris Berzins, mr, Kratovo
Annie Duke, rp, Las Vegas
Antenor Lucas, ss, Kratovo
Anthony Bouvier, cf, Brooklyn
Antonin Artaud, cf, Broadway
Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, rp, Las Vegas
Ants Piip, cf, Brussels
Aphra Behn, lf, Broadway
Arabella Mansfield, rp, Dodge City
Archibald Hill, lf, Stockholm
Archibald MacLeish, 2b, Seattle
Arpad Goncz, sp, Brussels/on waivers
Arshile Gorky, sp, Acton
Avril Lavigne, sp, Stockholm
Axel Foley, 1b, Dodge City
Aya Brea, sp, San Jose

Balki Bartokomous, rp, Los Angeles
Banquo, mr, Halicarnassus
Bar Paly, cf, Milan/Kratovo
Barbara Maitland, 2b, Los Angeles
Beloved, lf, Halicarnassus
Ben Bova, cf, Brooklyn
Ben Folds, cf, Seattle
Bender the Offender, rp, Stamford
Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, sp, Pittsburgh
Benson DuBois, rf, Los Angeles
Bernard Hogan-Howe, ss, San Jose
Bertie Peacock, ss, Stockholm
Bill Joy, mr, on waivers
Bill Root, ss, Las Vegas
Bill Veeck, rf, Industry
Blanche Devereaux, sp, Acton
Bob Loblaw, rf, Dodge City
Bobby Corwen, 3b, San Jose
Bobby Fischer, sp, Las Vegas
Bobby Goldman, c, Las Vegas
Bobo Brazil, rf, Stamford/Kratovo
Brendan Behan, c, Broadway
Bret McKenzie, rp, Seattle
Brian Platnick, 2b, Las Vegas
Brock Lesnar, rp, Stamford
Brother Xavier, 3b, Las Vegas
Bud Bundy, 1b, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Bud White, ss, Broadway
Buttercup, 2b, Brooklyn

Cara Delevingne, 2b, Milan
Carl Winslow, 3b, Acton
Carlos Jose Castilho, rp, Kratovo
Carolyn Janice Cherry, 1b, Brooklyn
Carolyn Lynch, cf, Stamford
Carre Otis, rp, on waivers
Casper the Friendly Ghost, sp, Halicarnassus
Charles Comiskey, ss, Industry
Charles Edouard Guillaume, ss, Stockholm
Charles Richet, rf, Stockholm
Charles de Lint, cf, Brooklyn
China Mieville, sp, Brooklyn
Chop Chop Master Onion, cf, San Jose
Chris Mars, mr, Seattle
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
Christian Dior, rp, Industry
Christine Lagarde, rp, Dodge City
Christopher Fry, mr, on waivers
Chyna, mr, Stamford
Cidolfas Orlandu, c, San Jose
Cintia Dicker, c, Milan
Classy Freddie Blassie, rp, Stamford/Kratovo
Cliff Huxtable, lf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Cloud Strife, ss, on waivers
Connie Corleone, rf, Pittsburgh
Connie Mack, cf, Industry
Conrad Schlumberger, sp, Industry
Constance Baker Motley, rp, Dodge City
Cosmo Kramer, 1b, Los Angeles
Crash Bandicoot, 1b, Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, 1b, Halicarnassus

Dani Evans, rf, Milan
Darlene Conner, mr, Los Angeles
Data, mr, Acton
David Bruce, c, Las Vegas
David Gerrold, rp, Brooklyn/Kratovo
David Packard, sp, Industry
David Treadwell, ss, Acton
Derrick Bell, rp, Dodge City/on waivers
Devon Miles, lf, Acton
Dick Loudon, mr, on waivers
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose/on waivers
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, sp, Seattle
Dixie Kong, sp, San Jose
Dorothy Michaels, rf, Pittsburgh
Douglas Adams, rp, Brooklyn
Dr. Emmett Brown, 3b, Broadway
Dr. Johnny Fever, c, Kratovo/Stamford
Duke Nukem, rp, San Jose
Duncan MacLeod, cf, Acton
Dustin T. Dust, rp, Brooklyn

Edna Garrett, ss, Los Angeles
Eiko Carol, sp, San Jose
Elaine Benes, ss, on waivers
Eliot Ness, ss, Dodge City
Elizabeth Arden, rp, Kratovo
Elizabeth Lynn, mr, Broadway
Elizabeth Siddal, 3b, Milan
Ellen Kushner, 2b, Brooklyn
Ellis "Red" Redding, lf, Pittsburgh
Elon Musk, cf, Industry
Elyse Taylor, ss, Milan
Epona, 1b, on waivers
Eric Clapton, lf, on waivers
Eric Greco, 1b, Las Vegas
Eric Kokish, cf, Las Vegas
Ernest Rutherford, 1b, Stockholm
Erno Gero, sp, Brussels
Ernst Ocwirk, 2b, Pittsburgh
Esko Aho, cf, Brussels
Eva Pigford, cf, Broadway
Evan Dando, ss, Pittsburgh

Faarooq, rf, Stamford
Face, 1b, Stamford
Federico Garcia Lorca, cf, Los Angeles
Ferenc Puskas, cf, Kratovo
Fiona Apple, sp, Seattle
Franck Multon, 3b, Brussels
Francois Remetter, sp, on waivers
Frank Costanza, c, Acton
Frank Galvin, cf, Dodge City
Frederick Banting, lf, on waivers
Frederick Soddy, c, Broadway
Fredrik Nystrom, 2b, Las Vegas
Freya Crescent, ss, San Jose
Friedrich Hayek, mr, Stockholm
Fritz Pregl, c, on waivers

G.I. Missyou, rp, Halicarnassus
Gabriel Tosh, rp, Halicarnassus
Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, ss, San Jose
Geir Helgemo, ss, Las Vegas
General Beatrix, ss, San Jose
Genuine Great King Kizer, sp, Stamford
Geoff Hampson, lf, Las Vegas
George Chapman, mr, Broadway/on waivers
George Costanza, mr, Los Angeles
George Rosenkranz, lf, Las Vegas
George Steinbrenner, sp, Industry
Georgia "George" Lass, rf, Halicarnassus
Gerhard Hanappi, rf, on waivers
Ghost of Christmas Future, 2b, Halicarnassus
Ghost of Christmas Past, cf, Halicarnassus
Gil Merrick, sp, Kratovo
Giovanni Goria, cf, Brussels/Dodge City
Goran Persson, 3b, Broadway
Gordon Freeman, mr, San Jose
Gordon Moore, cf, Industry
Gorilla Monsoon, 2b, on waivers
Grand Duchess Marie-Adelheid, rp, Brussels
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 1b, Stamford
Greg Bear, mr, Los Angeles
Greg Merson, rp, Las Vegas
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, sp, Kratovo
Gyula Grosics, mr, Kratovo/Stamford

H. M. Murdock, ss, on waivers
Hail N. Hardy, sp, Halicarnassus
Hannah Davis, c, Milan
Harold T. Stone, c, Dodge City
Harry Callahan, 1b, Dodge City
Heinrich Otto Wieland, 1b, on waivers
Helena Christensen, cf, Broadway
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, cf, Industry
Helmut Rahn, ss, Kratovo
Henrik Pontoppidan, rp, Stockholm
Henry Ford, sp, on waivers
Hikaru Sulu, mr, Acton
Hjalmar Branting, sp, Stockholm
Holly Weber, rp, Milan
Howard Waldrop, mr, Brooklyn
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, sp, on waivers

Ian McDonald, sp, Brooklyn
Igor Teper, sp, Brooklyn
Imre Nagy, rf, Brussels
Inigo Montoya, mr, Pittsburgh
Inky, rf, Halicarnassus
Ion Iliescu, sp, Brussels
Ireland Baldwin, 3b, Acton
Irving Picard, rp, Kratovo
Italo Calvino, lf, Dodge City
Ivan Kostov, lf, Brussels
Ivor Broadis, cf, Broadway
Izabel Goulart, rp, Milan

Jacques Chaban-Delmas, lf, Brussels
Jake Gittes, mr, Pittsburgh
Jakob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
James T. Kirk, sp, Acton
James White, rf, Brooklyn
Jamie Gold, mr, Las Vegas
Jan Olszewski, 3b, on waivers
Janez Drnovsek, sp, Brussels
Jared Leto, mr, Seattle
Jaslene Gonzalez, rp, Los Angeles
Jay, ss, Pittsburgh
Jean Anouilh, 3b, Halicarnassus
Jean Van Houtte, 3b, on waivers
Jean-Marc Ayrault, c, Brooklyn
Jean-Pierre Raffarin, cf, Brussels
Jemaine Clement, mr, Seattle
Jennifer Tilly, rp, Las Vegas
Jerry Hall, ss, Milan
Jerry Seinfeld, mr, on waivers
Jessica Rabbit, rp, Pittsburgh
Jimi Hendrix, 1b, Brooklyn
Jiri Trnka, 2b, Kratovo
Jo Cals, ss, Brussels
Joe Orton, c, Broadway
Johannes Stark, 3b, Stockholm
Johannes Virolainen, 1b, Brussels/on waivers
John "Hannibal" Smith, ss, Acton
John Bradshaw Layfield, c, Stamford
John Clute, ss, Brooklyn
John Diamond, cf, Pittsburgh
John James Richard Macleod, rf, Stockholm
John Milo Ford, rp, Brooklyn
John Murray Forbes, 2b, Los Angeles
John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
Johnny Blaze, rp, Halicarnassus
Johnny Rzeznik, c, Seattle
Jon Stewart, mr, Acton
Joon Pahk, 3b, Las Vegas
Jose Raul Capablanca, sp, Las Vegas
Joseph Flom, mr, Dodge City/on waivers
Joshua Waitzkin, mr, Los Angeles
Jowy Atreides, ss, San Jose
Jules Bordet, rf, on waivers
Julia Sugarbaker, lf, Los Angeles
Julie Henderson, rp, Milan
Julio Musimessi, mr, Kratovo
Just Joe, rp, Stamford

KITT, lf, Acton
Kal-El, 2b, Kratovo
Kalidasa, rp, Pittsburgh
Karapet, rf, Las Vegas
Karen Joy Fowler, sp, Brooklyn
Karl Adolph Gjellerup, rp, Stockholm
Karlie Kloss, ss, Milan
Katherine Webb, rp, Milan
Kathryn Ruemmler, rp, Dodge City
Kathy Ireland, c, Pittsburgh
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, rf, Seattle
Kelly LeBrock, c, Milan
Ken Starr, sp, Acton
Kevin Lomax, rf, Dodge City/on waivers
Kim Alexis, ss, Industry
Kim Pine, rp, Seattle
King Albert I, rp, on waivers
King Boo, cf, Halicarnassus
King George V, rp, Brussels
King Johan III, rp, Brussels
King Karl XIV Johan, rp, Seattle
King Leopold I, rp, Kratovo

Lara Croft, mr, Pittsburgh
Larry Page, 1b, on waivers
Laszlo Kover, mr, on waivers
Laurynas Stankevicius, lf, Los Angeles
Lawrence Deprimo, 2b, Dodge City
LeChuck, sp, Halicarnassus
LeRoi Jones, 2b, Broadway
Leonard McCoy, sp, Acton
Lindsay Ellingson, sp, Milan
Lionel Hutz, cf, Dodge City
Lisa Snowdon, cf, Seattle
Lisa del Giocondo, sp, Milan
Liu Wen, sp, Milan
Lizzy Jagger, rp, Milan
Lou Bluhm, cf, Dodge City
Louis Beel, cf, Industry
Louis Renault, sp, Stockholm
Luca Blight, sp, San Jose
Lucius Shepard, ss, Brooklyn

Manne Siegbahn, 3b, on waivers
Marcel Luske, rp, on waivers
Marek Belka, 2b, Acton
Margaret Atwood, mr, Kratovo
Margaret Theresa of Spain, lf, Milan
Mariano Rajoy, 2b, on waivers
Marisa Berenson, cf, Acton
Mars Callahan, mr, Brussels/on waivers
Mars Homeworld, mr, Seattle
Marshall Skadden, rp, on waivers
Marvin Miller, 2b, Industry
Mary Kay Ash, rp, Industry
Maryna Linchuk, lf, Milan
Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, 2b, Brussels
Max von Laue, 2b, Stockholm
Methos, 2b, on waivers
Mexican Wrestler Ted, sp, on waivers
Michael Corleone, sp, Pittsburgh
Michael Knight, rf, Acton
Michael McDermott, ss, Pittsburgh
Miguel de Unamuno, lf, Seattle
Mihaly Lantos, ss, Kratovo
Mike Doughty, lf, Seattle
Mike Shinoda, ss, Seattle
Mikulas Dzurinda, rf, Stamford
Milan Kucan, mr, Brussels
Miles Silverberg, rp, on waivers
Milton Friedman, mr, Stockholm
Moaning Myrtle, rp, Broadway
Montgomery Scott, mr, Acton
Mr. Belvedere, 3b, Los Angeles
Mr. Driller, c, San Jose
Mr. Pink, sp, Pittsburgh
Mrs. Robinson, sp, Pittsburgh
Murphy Brown, rf, Los Angeles

Nan Wood Graham, rp, Dodge City
Nanami, 2b, San Jose
Neal Stephenson, sp, Brooklyn
Nearly Headless Nick, rp, Halicarnassus
Nikola Tesla, 1b, on waivers
Nils Eden, 3b, Brussels

Obdulio Varela, ss, Kratovo
Oren Travis, c, Dodge City
Oskar Kokoschka, ss, Broadway
Oswaldo da Silva, rf, Kratovo/Milan
Otto Fritz Meyerhof, rf, Stockholm
Otto Wallach, c, Stockholm

Parappa the Rapper, rf, on waivers
Paul Myron Linebarger, c, Brooklyn/on waivers
Pavel Chekov, rp, Acton
Peeves, c, Halicarnassus
Peggy Bundy, rf, Los Angeles
Percy W. Bridgman, 3b, Stockholm
Perry Mason, cf, Los Angeles
Peter Palotas, rf, Kratovo
Peter Weiss, 3b, Dodge City
Phil "The Unabomber" Laak, rp, Kratovo
Philip Banks, c, Dodge City
Philip Massinger, 2b, on waivers
Philip Sydney, 1b, Broadway
Phineas Taylor Barnum, rf, Industry
Punky Brewster, rp, Dodge City

Quina Quen, 3b, Seattle

Rachel Summers, 1b, Acton
Rajko Mitic, c, Kratovo
Ramza Beoulve, rp, San Jose
Rene Coty, sp, Brussels
Repo Man, ss, Stamford
Rhonda Pearlman, cf, Dodge City
Ricardo Rodriguez, 2b, Stamford/on waivers
Richard Matheson, rp, Brooklyn
Richard Warren Sears, lf, Kratovo
Riou, lf, San Jose
Robert Bolt, mr, Broadway
Robert Noyce, 3b, Industry
Robert Plant, 2b, Seattle
Roger Rabbit, lf, Pittsburgh
Roland Pryzbylewski, c, Dodge City
Romain Rolland, rp, Stockholm
Ron Klinger, c, Las Vegas
Rosco P. Coltrane, 1b, on waivers
Rose Nylund, rp, Stamford
Roseanne Conner, 1b, Los Angeles
Rosen Plevneliev, sp, Halicarnassus
Rudolph Eucken, rp, Los Angeles
Rusty Hardin, rp, Los Angeles

Saint John Hawke, lf, Acton/on waivers
Sally Young, ss, Brussels
Sam Trickett, mr, Las Vegas
Sam Wheat, rp, Halicarnassus
Sarah Kerrigan, 2b, Halicarnassus
Sarah McLachlan, rp, Broadway
Saria, 2b, San Jose
Saskia van Rijn, sp, Milan
Scott Pilgrim, 3b, Broadway
Scotty 2 Hotty, lf, Stamford
Sephiroth, lf, on waivers
Sergey Brin, sp, Industry
Shannon Leto, sp, Dodge City
Silent Bob, 3b, Pittsburgh
Sin Cara, lf, Stamford
Sinclair Lewis, rp, Stockholm
Sir John Suckling, 1b, Broadway/on waivers
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, rf, Broadway
Slimer, ss, Halicarnassus
Solid Snake, 3b, San Jose
Sonny Corleone, ss, Pittsburgh
Space Ghost, lf, Halicarnassus
Spartacus, cf, on waivers
Spock, mr, on waivers
Spyro the Dragon, 2b, Pittsburgh
Srboljub Krivokuca, sp, Los Angeles
Stanislav Gross, ss, on waivers
Stanley Matthews, 3b, Kratovo/Stamford
Stephan Jenkins, 3b, Seattle
Stephen Malkmus, cf, Brussels
Stephin Merritt, 2b, Seattle
Steve Jobs, sp, Industry
Steve Miller, c, on waivers
Steve Wozniak, mr, Dodge City
Steven Tyler, rf, Seattle/San Jose
Stevie Nicks, sp, Seattle
Stjepan Bobek, cf, Kratovo
Stuart Murdoch, rf, on waivers
Susan Sugarbaker, rp, Los Angeles
Svatopluk Pluskal, 2b, Kratovo

Tage Reedtz-Thott, rf, on waivers
Takao Konishi, lf, on waivers
Tanith Lee, 3b, Brooklyn
Teddy KGB, sp, Pittsburgh
Tegan Rain Quin, mr, San Jose
Temper Terror, rp, Halicarnassus
Templeton Peck, 3b, Acton
Terence Rattigan, 1b, Broadway
Teyona Anderson, 1b, Milan
The Bloody Baron, sp, on waivers
The Fat Friar, 1b, Halicarnassus
The Phantom of the Opera, rp, Halicarnassus
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, ss, Halicarnassus
Theo Huxtable, rp, Stockholm
Thomas Kyd, rp, Broadway
Thomas Madsen-Mygdal, rf, Brussels
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., rf, Brooklyn
Tiit Vahi, 1b, Brussels
Tjalling Koopmans, mr, Stockholm
Tom Dwan, sp, Las Vegas
Tom Yawkey, lf, Industry
Tracy Letts, rf, Broadway
Travis Barker, ss, Seattle

Ultimate Warrior, sp, Stamford

Vader, ss, Stamford
Vernon Jordan, rp, Stamford
Victor Chubukov, rp, Las Vegas
Victor Hugo, sp, Stamford
Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, rf, Milan
Vito Corleone, 2b, Pittsburgh
Vivi Ornitier, mr, San Jose

Walter O'Malley, c, Industry
Walthere Frere-Orban, 1b, Brussels
Warren Buffett, 3b, on waivers
Whoopi Goldberg, rp, Acton
Wilhelm Ostwald, c, Stockholm
Wilhelm Steinitz, sp, Las Vegas
William 2. Gibson, rp, Broadway
William Dunlap, ss, Dodge City
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, mr, Brooklyn
William H. Gates, lf, Industry
William Hewlett, mr, Industry
William Knudsen, c, Industry
William Randolph Hearst, 3b, Pittsburgh
William Regal, 3b, Stamford
William Shea, 3b, Industry
William Wallace, rf, Pittsburgh
William Wycherly, mr, on waivers
Williams Seward Burroughs, lf, Brooklyn
Woodrow Wilson, sp, Stockholm
Wouter de Backer, 1b, Seattle

Yiannis Grivas, 3b, Brussels

Zhan Videnov, cf, Brussels
Zidane Tribal, cf, San Jose

By position

Catchers

ALF, Los Angeles
Alberto Del Rio, Stamford
Bobby Goldman, Las Vegas
Brendan Behan, Broadway
Cidolfas Orlandu, San Jose
Cintia Dicker, Milan
David Bruce, Las Vegas
Dr. Johnny Fever, Kratovo/Stamford
Frank Costanza, Acton
Frederick Soddy, Broadway
Fritz Pregl, on waivers
Hannah Davis, Milan
Harold T. Stone, Dodge City
Jean-Marc Ayrault, Brooklyn
Joe Orton, Broadway
John Bradshaw Layfield, Stamford
Johnny Rzeznik, Seattle
Kathy Ireland, Pittsburgh
Kelly LeBrock, Milan
Mr. Driller, San Jose
Oren Travis, Dodge City
Otto Wallach, Stockholm
Paul Myron Linebarger, Brooklyn/on waivers
Peeves, Halicarnassus
Philip Banks, Dodge City
Rajko Mitic, Kratovo
Roland Pryzbylewski, Dodge City
Ron Klinger, Las Vegas
Steve Miller, on waivers
Walter O'Malley, Industry
Wilhelm Ostwald, Stockholm
William Knudsen, Industry

First Basemen

Axel Foley, Dodge City
Bud Bundy, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Carolyn Janice Cherry, Brooklyn
Cosmo Kramer, Los Angeles
Crash Bandicoot, Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, Halicarnassus
Epona, on waivers
Eric Greco, Las Vegas
Ernest Rutherford, Stockholm
Face, Stamford
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Stamford
Harry Callahan, Dodge City
Heinrich Otto Wieland, on waivers
Jimi Hendrix, Brooklyn
Johannes Virolainen, Brussels/on waivers
Larry Page, on waivers
Nikola Tesla, on waivers
Philip Sydney, Broadway
Rachel Summers, Acton
Rosco P. Coltrane, on waivers
Roseanne Conner, Los Angeles
Sir John Suckling, Broadway/on waivers
Terence Rattigan, Broadway
Teyona Anderson, Milan
The Fat Friar, Halicarnassus
Tiit Vahi, Brussels
Walthere Frere-Orban, Brussels
Wouter de Backer, Seattle

Second Basemen

Adelbert Steiner, San Jose
Aishwarya Rai, Milan
Alan Dean Foster, Brooklyn
Archibald MacLeish, Seattle
Barbara Maitland, Los Angeles
Brian Platnick, Las Vegas
Buttercup, Brooklyn
Cara Delevingne, Milan
Ellen Kushner, Brooklyn
Ernst Ocwirk, Pittsburgh
Fredrik Nystrom, Las Vegas
Ghost of Christmas Future, Halicarnassus
Gorilla Monsoon, on waivers
Jiri Trnka, Kratovo
John Murray Forbes, Los Angeles
Kal-El, Kratovo
Lawrence Deprimo, Dodge City
LeRoi Jones, Broadway
Marek Belka, Acton
Mariano Rajoy, on waivers
Marvin Miller, Industry
Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, Brussels
Max von Laue, Stockholm
Methos, on waivers
Nanami, San Jose
Philip Massinger, on waivers
Ricardo Rodriguez, Stamford/on waivers
Robert Plant, Seattle
Sarah Kerrigan, Halicarnassus
Saria, San Jose
Spyro the Dragon, Pittsburgh
Stephin Merritt, Seattle
Svatopluk Pluskal, Kratovo
Vito Corleone, Pittsburgh

Third Basemen

"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, Stamford
Bobby Corwen, San Jose
Brother Xavier, Las Vegas
Carl Winslow, Acton
Dr. Emmett Brown, Broadway
Elizabeth Siddal, Milan
Franck Multon, Brussels
Goran Persson, Broadway
Ireland Baldwin, Acton
Jakob Dylan, Seattle
Jan Olszewski, on waivers
Jean Anouilh, Halicarnassus
Jean Van Houtte, on waivers
Johannes Stark, Stockholm
Joon Pahk, Las Vegas
Manne Siegbahn, on waivers
Mr. Belvedere, Los Angeles
Nils Eden, Brussels
Percy W. Bridgman, Stockholm
Peter Weiss, Dodge City
Quina Quen, Seattle
Robert Noyce, Industry
Scott Pilgrim, Broadway
Silent Bob, Pittsburgh
Solid Snake, San Jose
Stanley Matthews, Kratovo/Stamford
Stephan Jenkins, Seattle
Tanith Lee, Brooklyn
Templeton Peck, Acton
Warren Buffett, on waivers
William Randolph Hearst, Pittsburgh
William Regal, Stamford
William Shea, Industry
Yiannis Grivas, Brussels

Shortstops

Al Davis, Industry
Alucard, Acton
Antenor Lucas, Kratovo
Bernard Hogan-Howe, San Jose
Bertie Peacock, Stockholm
Bill Root, Las Vegas
Bud White, Broadway
Charles Comiskey, Industry
Charles Edouard Guillaume, Stockholm
Cloud Strife, on waivers
David Treadwell, Acton
Edna Garrett, Los Angeles
Elaine Benes, on waivers
Eliot Ness, Dodge City
Elyse Taylor, Milan
Evan Dando, Pittsburgh
Freya Crescent, San Jose
Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, San Jose
Geir Helgemo, Las Vegas
General Beatrix, San Jose
H. M. Murdock, on waivers
Helmut Rahn, Kratovo
Jay, Pittsburgh
Jerry Hall, Milan
Jo Cals, Brussels
John "Hannibal" Smith, Acton
John Clute, Brooklyn
Jowy Atreides, San Jose
Karlie Kloss, Milan
Kim Alexis, Industry
Lucius Shepard, Brooklyn
Michael McDermott, Pittsburgh
Mihaly Lantos, Kratovo
Mike Shinoda, Seattle
Obdulio Varela, Kratovo
Oskar Kokoschka, Broadway
Repo Man, Stamford
Sally Young, Brussels
Slimer, Halicarnassus
Sonny Corleone, Pittsburgh
Stanislav Gross, on waivers
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Halicarnassus
Travis Barker, Seattle
Vader, Stamford
William Dunlap, Dodge City

Left Fielders

Alec Douglas-Home, Brussels
Aphra Behn, Broadway
Archibald Hill, Stockholm
Beloved, Halicarnassus
Cliff Huxtable, Los Angeles/on waivers
Devon Miles, Acton
Ellis "Red" Redding, Pittsburgh
Eric Clapton, on waivers
Frederick Banting, on waivers
Geoff Hampson, Las Vegas
George Rosenkranz, Las Vegas
Italo Calvino, Dodge City
Ivan Kostov, Brussels
Jacques Chaban-Delmas, Brussels
Julia Sugarbaker, Los Angeles
KITT, Acton
Laurynas Stankevicius, Los Angeles
Margaret Theresa of Spain, Milan
Maryna Linchuk, Milan
Miguel de Unamuno, Seattle
Mike Doughty, Seattle
Richard Warren Sears, Kratovo
Riou, San Jose
Roger Rabbit, Pittsburgh
Saint John Hawke, Acton/on waivers
Scotty 2 Hotty, Stamford
Sephiroth, on waivers
Sin Cara, Stamford
Space Ghost, Halicarnassus
Takao Konishi, on waivers
Tom Yawkey, Industry
William H. Gates, Industry
Williams Seward Burroughs, Brooklyn

Center Fielders

"Ravishing" Rick Rude, Stamford
Alexander Fleming, Stockholm
Anthony Bouvier, Brooklyn
Antonin Artaud, Broadway
Ants Piip, Brussels
Bar Paly, Milan/Kratovo
Ben Bova, Brooklyn
Ben Folds, Seattle
Carolyn Lynch, Stamford
Charles de Lint, Brooklyn
Chop Chop Master Onion, San Jose
Connie Mack, Industry
Duncan MacLeod, Acton
Elon Musk, Industry
Eric Kokish, Las Vegas
Esko Aho, Brussels
Eva Pigford, Broadway
Federico Garcia Lorca, Los Angeles
Ferenc Puskas, Kratovo
Frank Galvin, Dodge City
Ghost of Christmas Past, Halicarnassus
Giovanni Goria, Brussels/Dodge City
Gordon Moore, Industry
Helena Christensen, Broadway
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Industry
Ivor Broadis, Broadway
Jean-Pierre Raffarin, Brussels
John Diamond, Pittsburgh
King Boo, Halicarnassus
Lionel Hutz, Dodge City
Lisa Snowdon, Seattle
Lou Bluhm, Dodge City
Louis Beel, Industry
Marisa Berenson, Acton
Perry Mason, Los Angeles
Rhonda Pearlman, Dodge City
Spartacus, on waivers
Stephen Malkmus, Brussels
Stjepan Bobek, Kratovo
Zhan Videnov, Brussels
Zidane Tribal, San Jose

Right Fielders

Agnes Sorel, Milan
Benson DuBois, Los Angeles
Bill Veeck, Industry
Bob Loblaw, Dodge City
Bobo Brazil, Stamford/Kratovo
Charles Richet, Stockholm
Connie Corleone, Pittsburgh
Dani Evans, Milan
Dorothy Michaels, Pittsburgh
Faarooq, Stamford
Georgia "George" Lass, Halicarnassus
Gerhard Hanappi, on waivers
Imre Nagy, Brussels
Inky, Halicarnassus
James White, Brooklyn
John James Richard Macleod, Stockholm
John Swanson, Las Vegas
Jules Bordet, on waivers
Karapet, Las Vegas
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, Seattle
Kevin Lomax, Dodge City/on waivers
Michael Knight, Acton
Mikulas Dzurinda, Stamford
Murphy Brown, Los Angeles
Oswaldo da Silva, Kratovo/Milan
Otto Fritz Meyerhof, Stockholm
Parappa the Rapper, on waivers
Peggy Bundy, Los Angeles
Peter Palotas, Kratovo
Phineas Taylor Barnum, Industry
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, Broadway
Steven Tyler, Seattle/San Jose
Stuart Murdoch, on waivers
Tage Reedtz-Thott, on waivers
Thomas Madsen-Mygdal, Brussels
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., Brooklyn
Tracy Letts, Broadway
Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, Milan
William Wallace, Pittsburgh

Starting Pitchers

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Los Angeles
Abe Fortas, Dodge City
Adele, Broadway
Adriana Karembeu, Acton
Agrias Oaks, San Jose
Al Bundy, Los Angeles
Allan H. Selig, Industry
Allen Cunningham, on waivers
Amy Winehouse, Seattle
Arpad Goncz, Brussels/on waivers
Arshile Gorky, Acton
Avril Lavigne, Stockholm
Aya Brea, San Jose
Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, Pittsburgh
Blanche Devereaux, Acton
Bobby Fischer, Las Vegas
Casper the Friendly Ghost, Halicarnassus
China Mieville, Brooklyn
Conrad Schlumberger, Industry
David Packard, Industry
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, Seattle
Dixie Kong, San Jose
Eiko Carol, San Jose
Erno Gero, Brussels
Fiona Apple, Seattle
Francois Remetter, on waivers
Genuine Great King Kizer, Stamford
George Steinbrenner, Industry
Gil Merrick, Kratovo
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, Kratovo
Hail N. Hardy, Halicarnassus
Henry Ford, on waivers
Hjalmar Branting, Stockholm
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, on waivers
Ian McDonald, Brooklyn
Igor Teper, Brooklyn
Ion Iliescu, Brussels
James T. Kirk, Acton
Janez Drnovsek, Brussels
Jose Raul Capablanca, Las Vegas
Karen Joy Fowler, Brooklyn
Ken Starr, Acton
LeChuck, Halicarnassus
Leonard McCoy, Acton
Lindsay Ellingson, Milan
Lisa del Giocondo, Milan
Liu Wen, Milan
Louis Renault, Stockholm
Luca Blight, San Jose
Mexican Wrestler Ted, on waivers
Michael Corleone, Pittsburgh
Mr. Pink, Pittsburgh
Mrs. Robinson, Pittsburgh
Neal Stephenson, Brooklyn
Rene Coty, Brussels
Rosen Plevneliev, Halicarnassus
Saskia van Rijn, Milan
Sergey Brin, Industry
Shannon Leto, Dodge City
Srboljub Krivokuca, Los Angeles
Steve Jobs, Industry
Stevie Nicks, Seattle
Teddy KGB, Pittsburgh
The Bloody Baron, on waivers
Tom Dwan, Las Vegas
Ultimate Warrior, Stamford
Victor Hugo, Stamford
Wilhelm Steinitz, Las Vegas
Woodrow Wilson, Stockholm

Middle Relievers

Andris Berzins, Kratovo
Banquo, Halicarnassus
Bill Joy, on waivers
Chris Mars, Seattle
Christopher Fry, on waivers
Chyna, Stamford
Darlene Conner, Los Angeles
Data, Acton
Dick Loudon, on waivers
Elizabeth Lynn, Broadway
Friedrich Hayek, Stockholm
George Chapman, Broadway/on waivers
George Costanza, Los Angeles
Gordon Freeman, San Jose
Greg Bear, Los Angeles
Gyula Grosics, Kratovo/Stamford
Hikaru Sulu, Acton
Howard Waldrop, Brooklyn
Inigo Montoya, Pittsburgh
Jake Gittes, Pittsburgh
Jamie Gold, Las Vegas
Jared Leto, Seattle
Jemaine Clement, Seattle
Jerry Seinfeld, on waivers
Jon Stewart, Acton
Joseph Flom, Dodge City/on waivers
Joshua Waitzkin, Los Angeles
Julio Musimessi, Kratovo
Lara Croft, Pittsburgh
Laszlo Kover, on waivers
Margaret Atwood, Kratovo
Mars Callahan, Brussels/on waivers
Mars Homeworld, Seattle
Milan Kucan, Brussels
Milton Friedman, Stockholm
Montgomery Scott, Acton
Robert Bolt, Broadway
Sam Trickett, Las Vegas
Spock, on waivers
Steve Wozniak, Dodge City
Tegan Rain Quin, San Jose
Tjalling Koopmans, Stockholm
Vivi Ornitier, San Jose
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, Brooklyn
William Hewlett, Industry
William Wycherly, on waivers

Relief Pitchers

Alexander Pushkin, Broadway
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, on waivers
Alyssa Jones, Pittsburgh/Pittsburgh/on waivers
Andrea Jung, on waivers
Annie Duke, Las Vegas
Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, Las Vegas
Arabella Mansfield, Dodge City
Balki Bartokomous, Los Angeles
Bender the Offender, Stamford
Bret McKenzie, Seattle
Brock Lesnar, Stamford
Carlos Jose Castilho, Kratovo
Carre Otis, on waivers
Chrissy Teigen, Milan
Christian Dior, Industry
Christine Lagarde, Dodge City
Classy Freddie Blassie, Stamford/Kratovo
Constance Baker Motley, Dodge City
David Gerrold, Brooklyn/Kratovo
Derrick Bell, Dodge City/on waivers
Diddy Kong, San Jose/on waivers
Douglas Adams, Brooklyn
Duke Nukem, San Jose
Dustin T. Dust, Brooklyn
Elizabeth Arden, Kratovo
G.I. Missyou, Halicarnassus
Gabriel Tosh, Halicarnassus
Grand Duchess Marie-Adelheid, Brussels
Greg Merson, Las Vegas
Henrik Pontoppidan, Stockholm
Holly Weber, Milan
Irving Picard, Kratovo
Izabel Goulart, Milan
Jaslene Gonzalez, Los Angeles
Jennifer Tilly, Las Vegas
Jessica Rabbit, Pittsburgh
John Milo Ford, Brooklyn
Johnny Blaze, Halicarnassus
Julie Henderson, Milan
Just Joe, Stamford
Kalidasa, Pittsburgh
Karl Adolph Gjellerup, Stockholm
Katherine Webb, Milan
Kathryn Ruemmler, Dodge City
Kim Pine, Seattle
King Albert I, on waivers
King George V, Brussels
King Johan III, Brussels
King Karl XIV Johan, Seattle
King Leopold I, Kratovo
Lizzy Jagger, Milan
Marcel Luske, on waivers
Marshall Skadden, on waivers
Mary Kay Ash, Industry
Miles Silverberg, on waivers
Moaning Myrtle, Broadway
Nan Wood Graham, Dodge City
Nearly Headless Nick, Halicarnassus
Pavel Chekov, Acton
Phil "The Unabomber" Laak, Kratovo
Punky Brewster, Dodge City
Ramza Beoulve, San Jose
Richard Matheson, Brooklyn
Romain Rolland, Stockholm
Rose Nylund, Stamford
Rudolph Eucken, Los Angeles
Rusty Hardin, Los Angeles
Sam Wheat, Halicarnassus
Sarah McLachlan, Broadway
Sinclair Lewis, Stockholm
Susan Sugarbaker, Los Angeles
Temper Terror, Halicarnassus
The Phantom of the Opera, Halicarnassus
Theo Huxtable, Stockholm
Thomas Kyd, Broadway
Vernon Jordan, Stamford
Victor Chubukov, Las Vegas
Whoopi Goldberg, Acton
William 2. Gibson, Broadway