Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 1875 Dr. Johnny Fever, 34, c (702 G, 0.7 DR/40, 9.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2779 Alberto Del Rio, 22, c (82 G, -3.0 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1982 Repo Man, 30, 2b (419 G, 0.6 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2081 Stjepan Bobek, 28, 2b (413 G, 1.2 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2364 Stanley Matthews, 29, 3b (376 G, 3.7 DR/40, 5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2728 William Regal, 23, 3b (145 G, -1.0 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2451 Vader, 24, ss (198 G, 3.4 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2150 Scotty 2 Hotty, 29, lf (439 G, -0.7 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2513 "Ravishing" Rick Rude, 26, cf (248 G, 1.1 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2781 Carolyn Lynch, 23, cf (25 G, 0.2 DR/40, -6.6 OR/40)
• 2104 Faarooq, 32, rf (358 G, -5.6 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2337 Mikulas Dzurinda, 25, rf (219 G, 2.0 DR/40, 5.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1692 Victor Hugo, 35, sp (348 G, 6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1954 Casper the Friendly Ghost, 34, sp (232 G, -0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2646 Genuine Great King Kizer, 25, sp (88 G, -8.4 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 1970 Gyula Grosics, 32, mr (283 G, 7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2347 Chyna, 28, mr (203 G, -6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2290 Rose Nylund, 28, rp (260 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2308 Vernon Jordan, 26, rp (214 G, 10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2632 Brock Lesnar, 25, rp (129 G, -1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2695 Bender the Offender, 23, rp (72 G, 0.2 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 2437 "The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 27, 3b (200 G, -2.8 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40)
• 2972 Santino Marella, 21, rp (1 G, -30.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2984 Samuel "Screech" Powers, 21, rf (who?)
• 3003 Ghost Host, 19, rp (who?)
• 2921 Booker T, 19, 2b (who?)