Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 1875 Dr. Johnny Fever, 35, c (720 G, 0.6 DR/40, 9.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2779 Alberto Del Rio, 23, c (125 G, -3.2 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2081 Stjepan Bobek, 29, 2b (459 G, 1.2 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2921 Booker T, 20, 2b (35 G, -3.7 DR/40, 9.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2364 Stanley Matthews, 30, 3b (420 G, 3.7 DR/40, 6.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2437 "The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 28, 3b (215 G, -2.5 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40)
• 2728 William Regal, 24, 3b (193 G, -0.2 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2451 Vader, 25, ss (238 G, 3.5 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2150 Scotty 2 Hotty, 30, lf (483 G, -1.0 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2513 "Ravishing" Rick Rude, 27, cf (295 G, 1.4 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2781 Carolyn Lynch, 24, cf (67 G, 0.5 DR/40, -7.9 OR/40)
• 2104 Faarooq, 33, rf (375 G, -6.2 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2337 Mikulas Dzurinda, 26, rf (266 G, 2.4 DR/40, 5.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1692 Victor Hugo, 36, sp (368 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2646 Genuine Great King Kizer, 26, sp (104 G, -6.1 PRAA/300)
• 3110 Tyson Kidd, 18, sp (14 G, -22.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1970 Gyula Grosics, 33, mr (302 G, 7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2308 Vernon Jordan, 27, rp (235 G, 12.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2632 Brock Lesnar, 26, rp (153 G, -0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2695 Bender the Offender, 24, rp (92 G, 0.1 PRAA/300)
• 2972 Santino Marella, 22, rp (25 G, -0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2347 Chyna, 29, mr (203 G, -6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2984 Samuel "Screech" Powers, 22, rf (who?)
• 3111 Zack Ryder, 19, sp (who?)
• 3003 Ghost Host, 20, rp (who?)
• 3064 Daniel Bryan, 19, rp (who?)