Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 2889 Morrissey, 24, c (151 G, -0.3 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 3062 John McCrea, 22, c (74 G, -0.2 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2279 Wouter de Backer, 30, 1b (517 G, 0.4 DR/40, 5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2176 Michael McDermott, 32, 1b (480 G, -2.7 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2631 LeRoi Jones, 27, 2b (327 G, -1.2 DR/40, 11.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2600 Jakob Dylan, 27, 3b (319 G, 2.7 DR/40, 5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2244 Mike Shinoda, 29, ss (277 G, 1.7 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2671 Travis Barker, 25, ss (239 G, 2.1 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2622 Mike Doughty, 26, lf (368 G, 4.9 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 3076 Johnny Cash, 19, cf (81 G, 2.9 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2443 Ben Folds, 27, rf (320 G, -0.8 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2901 Mick Fleetwood, 22, rf (27 G, 2.8 DR/40, -10.1 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 2252 Neal Stephenson, 31, sp (217 G, 6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2393 Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, 28, sp (164 G, 2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2746 Amy Winehouse, 24, sp (77 G, 3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 2111 William Fitzgerald Jenkins, 30, mr (368 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2310 Mars Homeworld, 29, mr (283 G, 4.3 PRAA/300)
• 2586 Chris Mars, 25, mr (148 G, 2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2770 Jemaine Clement, 25, mr (129 G, 6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1983 Elizabeth Arden, 35, rp (430 G, 14.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2032 King Karl XIV Johan, 32, rp (416 G, 10.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2852 Stephin Merritt, 21, 2b (21 G, -1.0 DR/40, -10.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2964 Liz Phair, 23, rp (13 G, 3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2916 Laura James, 20, cf (who?)
• 3104 Lt. Danny Roman, 18, rp
• 3025 James Blaylock, 20, 1b (who?)