Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 2779 Alberto Del Rio, 24, c (174 G, -2.8 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 3144 The Miz, 21, 1b (42 G, -0.3 DR/40, -9.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2081 Stjepan Bobek, 30, 2b (482 G, 1.1 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2921 Booker T, 21, 2b (78 G, -4.1 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2364 Stanley Matthews, 31, 3b (459 G, 3.5 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2728 William Regal, 25, 3b (239 G, 0.0 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2437 "The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 29, 3b (234 G, -2.6 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40)
• 2451 Vader, 26, ss (282 G, 4.5 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2150 Scotty 2 Hotty, 31, lf (527 G, -0.9 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2513 "Ravishing" Rick Rude, 28, cf (337 G, 1.6 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2781 Carolyn Lynch, 25, cf (92 G, -0.1 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40)
• 2337 Mikulas Dzurinda, 27, rf (307 G, 2.8 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 2646 Genuine Great King Kizer, 27, sp (121 G, -7.1 PRAA/300)
• 3110 Tyson Kidd, 19, sp (21 G, -15.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1970 Gyula Grosics, 34, mr (324 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2347 Chyna, 30, mr (227 G, -8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2308 Vernon Jordan, 28, rp (265 G, 10.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2632 Brock Lesnar, 27, rp (181 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2695 Bender the Offender, 25, rp (119 G, -0.1 PRAA/300)
• 2972 Santino Marella, 23, rp (57 G, -9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3064 Daniel Bryan, 20, rp (21 G, -2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2030 Howard Waldrop, 31, mr (293 G, -3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2984 Samuel "Screech" Powers, 23, rf (who?)
• 3180 Cody Rhodes, 17, rp (who?)
• 3111 Zack Ryder, 20, sp (who?)
• 3134 David Otunga, 20, rp (who?)