Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 2651 Wilhelm Ostwald, 25, c (318 G, -0.0 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2279 Wouter de Backer, 31, 1b (558 G, 0.0 DR/40, 5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2176 Michael McDermott, 33, 1b (521 G, -2.5 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2852 Stephin Merritt, 22, 2b (53 G, -1.0 DR/40, -12.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 3258 Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, 19, 2b (37 G, 1.0 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 3025 James Blaylock, 21, 3b (37 G, 4.6 DR/40, 5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2842 Jo Cals, 26, ss (206 G, 0.7 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2929 Christa-Maria Sieland, 23, ss (120 G, -1.6 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 3241 Steve Beatty, 20, lf (18 G, -7.1 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40)
• 3076 Johnny Cash, 20, cf (123 G, 2.3 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 3062 John McCrea, 23, rf (111 G, -0.3 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2901 Mick Fleetwood, 23, rf (55 G, 0.3 DR/40, -9.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 3254 Violent J, 20, rf (13 G, -4.6 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 2393 Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, 29, sp (182 G, 1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2746 Amy Winehouse, 25, sp (96 G, 2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2820 Stevie Nicks, 23, sp (65 G, -6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3216 Ivo Josipovic, 21, sp (11 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 3097 Forsythia Dread, 22, mr (55 G, -2.4 PRAA/300)
• 3056 Nelson Rodrigues, 20, mr (45 G, -7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3052 King Willem-Alexander, 22, rp (68 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3213 Florence Welch, 19, rp (13 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 3271 Grand Duke William IV, 18, rp
• 3080 John 5, 19, cf (who?)
• 3104 Lt. Danny Roman, 19, sp
• 3245 Ken Liu, 17, rf (who?)
• 3246 Thomas Bangalter, 17, lf (who?)