Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 2779 Alberto Del Rio, 25, c (221 G, -3.2 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3208 Dolph Ziggler, 19, c (24 G, -2.5 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 3144 The Miz, 22, 1b (86 G, 2.7 DR/40, -10.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2081 Stjepan Bobek, 31, 2b (523 G, 1.1 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2921 Booker T, 22, 2b (109 G, -4.6 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2364 Stanley Matthews, 32, 3b (503 G, 3.1 DR/40, 7.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2728 William Regal, 26, 3b (282 G, 0.1 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2451 Vader, 27, ss (322 G, 4.5 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2150 Scotty 2 Hotty, 32, lf (567 G, -0.5 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2513 "Ravishing" Rick Rude, 29, cf (382 G, 1.7 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2781 Carolyn Lynch, 26, cf (111 G, -1.0 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40)
• 2337 Mikulas Dzurinda, 28, rf (348 G, 2.7 DR/40, 6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2984 Samuel "Screech" Powers, 24, rf (13 G, -10.8 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 2646 Genuine Great King Kizer, 28, sp (139 G, -5.5 PRAA/300)
• 3110 Tyson Kidd, 20, sp (39 G, -11.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3111 Zack Ryder, 21, sp (14 G, -14.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1970 Gyula Grosics, 35, mr (354 G, 6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2308 Vernon Jordan, 29, rp (295 G, 10.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2632 Brock Lesnar, 28, rp (200 G, -2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3064 Daniel Bryan, 21, rp (43 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3236 Michael Cole, 19, rp (21 G, -6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2695 Bender the Offender, 26, rp (119 G, -0.1 PRAA/300)
• 2972 Santino Marella, 24, rp (57 G, -9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3270 The Great Khali, 17, rp (who?)
• 3180 Cody Rhodes, 18, rp (who?)
• 3134 David Otunga, 21, rp (who?)