Roster for waivers:
Catchers:
- 3083 Matthew Sykes, 24, c (71 G, 2.0 DR/40, -9.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 3177 Daniel Zagorin, 19, c (18 G, -1.1 DR/40, -18.2 OR/40)
- 3292 Richard Kuhn, 19, c (who?)
Infielders:
- 2036 Crash Bandicoot, 33, 1b (617 G, 0.2 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 2279 Wouter de Backer, 32, 1b (558 G, 0.0 DR/40, 5.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 2176 Michael McDermott, 34, 1b (548 G, -2.4 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 2466 Eric Greco, 32, 1b (489 G, 0.3 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40)
- 2896 Adam Levine, 24, 1b (126 G, -0.6 DR/40, -6.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 2969 George Francisco, 24, 1b (38 G, -2.4 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40)
- 3309 Joe Friday, 17, 1b (who?)
- 2081 Stjepan Bobek, 32, 2b (523 G, 1.1 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 2331 Marvin Miller, 32, 2b (474 G, 0.1 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 2259 Buttercup, 30, 2b (354 G, 1.1 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 2173 Mr. Belvedere, 34, 3b (627 G, 1.6 DR/40, 8.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 2502 Elizabeth Siddal, 30, 3b (426 G, 0.5 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 3154 Elizabeth Joy Goldstein, 19, 3b (15 G, -4.5 DR/40, -9.3 OR/40)
- 3242 Gunnar Gren, 19, 3b (who?)
- 3032 Booker T. Washington, 24, 3b (who?)
- 2471 William Dunlap, 29, ss (379 G, 1.5 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 2842 Jo Cals, 27, ss (206 G, 0.7 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 2929 Christa-Maria Sieland, 24, ss (120 G, -1.6 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40)
- 3322 Nina Kiriki Hoffman, 17, ss (who?)
- 3354 Kevin Dwyer, 18, ss (who?)
- 3341 Omar Corbatta, 18, ss (who?)
Outfielders:
- 2363 Geoff Hampson, 32, lf (466 G, 6.1 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40)
- 2733 Bob Loblaw, 28, lf (166 G, -5.2 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 3013 Bobby Charlton, 21, lf (91 G, 0.0 DR/40, -10.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 3155 Sophie Treadwell, 20, lf (who?)
- 3359 Ernest Thompson, 20, lf (who?)
- 2406 Rhonda Pearlman, 29, cf (378 G, -0.6 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 3080 John 5, 20, cf (who?)
- 3228 Jackie Chiles, 20, cf (who?)
- 3321 German Apukhtin, 19, cf (who?)
- 3150 Huey Newton, 23, cf (who?)
- 2634 Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, 29, rf (277 G, -3.1 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 2656 Bar Paly, 28, rf (234 G, 2.9 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 2901 Mick Fleetwood, 24, rf (55 G, 0.3 DR/40, -9.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 3260 Jimmy McIllroy, 21, rf (10 G, 0.0 DR/40, -34.0 OR/40)
- 3266 Jack McDevitt, 18, rf (who?)
- 3335 Ryo Hazuki, 17, rf (who?)
Starters:
- 2305 Blanche Devereaux, 31, sp (247 G, 1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2212 Avril Lavigne, 31, sp (191 G, -0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2352 Richard Matheson, 29, sp (171 G, -1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2713 George Steinbrenner, 27, sp (129 G, -4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2469 Lindsay Ellingson, 32, sp (103 G, 5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2927 Mary Robinson, 26, sp (97 G, -6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2937 Jacques Chirac, 25, sp (83 G, -12.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2807 Allan H. Selig, 25, sp (72 G, -3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2813 Wilhelm Steinitz, 25, sp (69 G, -10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3189 Iftikhar Chaudhry, 22, sp (2 G, -23.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3091 Fridtjof Nansen, 20, sp (who?)
Relievers:
- 2111 William Fitzgerald Jenkins, 32, mr (396 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2030 Howard Waldrop, 33, mr (310 G, -3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1983 Elizabeth Arden, 37, rp (451 G, 13.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2194 Julie Henderson, 35, rp (358 G, 8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2465 Sam Wheat, 31, rp (240 G, 3.8 PRAA/300)
- 2356 Punky Brewster, 31, rp (230 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2695 Bender the Offender, 27, rp (126 G, -0.7 PRAA/300)
- 2972 Santino Marella, 25, rp (57 G, -9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3105 Leopold Gernaey, 20, rp (9 G, -38.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3182 Geordi La Forge, 23, rp (1 G, -60.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3051 Wakka, 23, rp (who?)
- 3281 Joel Fleischman, 19, rp (who?)
- 3288 Ulala, 18, rp (who?)