Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 2250 Frederick Soddy, 31, c (443 G, 0.9 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2191 Rachel Summers, 35, 1b (569 G, -0.5 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2490 Harry Callahan, 28, 1b (392 G, 0.0 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 3295 Steven Brust, 22, 1b (32 G, -2.0 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 3302 Arizona Muse, 22, 1b (who?)
• 2682 Nanami, 29, 2b (316 G, 2.8 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2413 Ellen Kushner, 31, 2b (261 G, -3.0 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2577 Alan Dean Foster, 29, 2b (218 G, -1.3 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2364 Stanley Matthews, 34, 3b (552 G, 3.0 DR/40, 6.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2925 Zoe Akins, 25, 3b (194 G, -0.4 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2492 Lucius Shepard, 32, ss (485 G, 1.4 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2348 Obdulio Varela, 32, ss (299 G, -1.6 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2637 Bernard Hogan-Howe, 29, ss (256 G, -1.3 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2150 Scotty 2 Hotty, 34, lf (634 G, -1.2 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2172 Williams Seward Burroughs, 33, lf (621 G, -1.4 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40)
• 2405 Maryna Linchuk, 33, lf (508 G, -0.9 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2501 Roger Rabbit, 31, lf (507 G, -2.0 DR/40, 9.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2604 Margaret Theresa of Spain, 30, lf (323 G, 0.4 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2648 Elon Musk, 28, lf (201 G, -3.5 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 3278 Julian Assange, 20, lf (25 G, -17.4 DR/40, -9.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3414 Paul Heyman, 20, lf (who?)
• 2513 "Ravishing" Rick Rude, 31, cf (447 G, 1.0 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2449 Marisa Berenson, 31, cf (430 G, 1.9 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2786 Terence Rattigan, 27, cf (288 G, 1.2 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 3410 Antonio Sementa, 18, cf
• 3194 Robin Thicke, 20, cf (who?)
• 2475 Dorothy Michaels, 31, rf (499 G, 1.2 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40)
• 2792 Anthony Bouvier, 26, rf (156 G, 2.3 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2849 Connie Corleone, 24, rf (124 G, -1.0 DR/40, -8.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2885 Thomas Sackville, 24, rf (71 G, -3.4 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 3430 Parker Lewis, 21, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 2426 Al Bundy, 33, sp (215 G, 2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2881 Antonio Roma, 23, sp (112 G, -9.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2974 Lester Murphy, 23, sp (36 G, -9.0 PRAA/300)
• 3328 Austen Chamberlain, 18, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 1970 Gyula Grosics, 37, mr (390 G, 5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2392 Hikaru Sulu, 34, mr (336 G, 4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2057 Liu Wen, 37, mr (275 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2417 Milton Friedman, 33, mr (258 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2374 Karen Joy Fowler, 33, mr (239 G, 8.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2333 Lara Croft, 30, mr (219 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2438 Steve Wozniak, 31, mr (211 G, -0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2767 Montgomery Scott, 27, mr (91 G, -6.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3085 Lorenzo Buffon, 24, mr (79 G, -2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2910 Bertil Ohlin, 26, mr (78 G, -2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3056 Nelson Rodrigues, 22, mr (68 G, -7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3004 Zack Morris, 22, mr (60 G, -13.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3095 Jonathan Lethem, 23, mr (56 G, -11.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3272 Joey Tribbiani, 21, mr (34 G, -6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3185 Medgar Evers, 21, mr (24 G, -6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2005 Douglas Adams, 34, rp (359 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2069 Jaslene Gonzalez, 34, rp (353 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2632 Brock Lesnar, 30, rp (240 G, -4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2332 Balki Bartokomous, 30, rp (237 G, 2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2721 Kathryn Ruemmler, 29, rp (213 G, 8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2558 Jessica Rabbit, 31, rp (184 G, -5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2589 Romain Rolland, 31, rp (166 G, -2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2715 Jennifer Tilly, 27, rp (117 G, -5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3263 Ross Geller, 22, rp (32 G, -12.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3220 Jack Vincennes, 22, rp (23 G, -3.9 PRAA/300)
• 3256 Jeff Lisandro, 23, rp (8 G, 9.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3325 Lykke Li, 18, rp (7 G, -13.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3310 Rufus King, 22, rp (who?)
• 3087 David Boies, 21, rp (who?)