Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 183 Bob Saget, 31, c (127 G, 1.4 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 10 Ani DiFranco, 27, 1b (173 G, 3.6 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 11 Chris Cornell, 29, 2b (167 G, 2.9 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 193 Gene Rayburn, 29, 2b (105 G, 1.2 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 573 Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 18, 2b (21 G, -3.6 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4 Krist Novoselic, 26, 3b (169 G, 2.9 DR/40, 7.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 65 Yves Leterme, 28, ss (95 G, 3.3 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 556 Viktor Orban, 20, ss (36 G, -5.4 DR/40, 9.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 3 Michael Stipe, 24, lf (131 G, 1.1 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 93 Carl Icahn, 26, cf (24 G, 6.2 DR/40, -7.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 137 Alfie Bester, 27, rf (191 G, 3.2 DR/40, 11.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 110 Ernest Hemingway, 28, rf (167 G, 1.6 DR/40, 6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 189 Alex Trebek, 28, rf (144 G, 4.0 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 202 Anne Robinson, 24, sp (70 G, 9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 20 Courtney Love, 29, sp (65 G, 4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 643 Janis Joplin, 20, sp (28 G, 0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 641 Kim Deal, 20, sp (14 G, -3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 99 Forrest Mars, 30, mr (109 G, 11.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 571 Thomas Mars, 19, mr (49 G, 8.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 18 Kurt Cobain, 26, rp (83 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 640 Shirley Manson, 19, rp (21 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 15 D'Arcy Wretzky, 23, c (103 G, 2.6 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 357 Left Paddle, 32, sp (44 G, -4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 549 Boris Grebenshchikov, 20, lf (11 G, 3.3 DR/40, -10.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 296 Henry Holland, 24, 1b (11 G, -5.5 DR/40, -13.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 423 Thom Yorke, 19, cf (10 G, -0.4 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40) (who?)